Norman Reedus Is Gone. Pt. 2 (for part one click HERE)
Okay, so at this point, I’d shed ALMOST everything and was now headboard hyper-lounging… but I can hear the “Stein’s” breathing getting quicker and quicker, and I knew he was approaching panic.
Norman Reedus is gone.
Reedenstein: “Oh shit, he just kicked his boots off, dropped his jeans right outside the door… and then put the fucking boots BACK on and just walked off into the room again. PLEASE hurry man, the dood’s just waiting to do do some sick, perverted shit to me… and he’s out there doing his “waiting” in nothing but those fucking boots!!
I let out a SUPER loud snort just trying to hold all my hysteria inside.
Reedenstein: “What was that?”
Me: “Nothing”
But even that “nothing” came out in the octave of a pre-pubescent 8th grader as I was trying to keep everything contained.
Oh, sweet little baby Jesus, I’m thinking… can it really be this fucking GOLD?? And then he comes to me, as he often does when I call on him with: “Yeah, dude. It can… and it is. And next time come directly to me. I know it’s difficult for you to understand, but even though she’s my Mom, she really has zero authority… dig?” It’s him, so I have to respond… but I do so in as quiet a whisper as I can push out, with: “Yeah, little ‘sus… I dig.”
Then right back to the “Stein”, with:
“Okay, I’m hurrying. Tell me this… Can you hear anything else that might help me?”
Reedenstein: “Fucker’s got the TV on.”
Me: “Okay, good… that’s good intel. What channel’s he watching? That’ll get me a good profile of this guy & what he’s capable of.”
I immediately start scrolling the channels until I find a Forensic Files on A&E… talking about a skull found down by a river’s edge all crusty with mud and blood and shit… and I turn that volume WAY the fuck up. Reedenstein is just silent.
Me: “Stein, you there?”
Reedenstein: “…I’m here man, but it’s not good. Fucker’s watching some death, killing show. Crazy fuck’s gonna put me in a river & there’s gonna be worms and shit!”
Me: “Okay, listen closely. We’ve gotta reprogram this fucker’s mindset. And if the hotel that you’re in uses AT&T U-verse or DirecTV then I can change the channel of what he’s watching to something more peaceful.”
Reedenstein: “How the fuck are you gonna do that?”
Me: “Dude, I have an app!” Fucker won’t even know what hit him.
Reedenstein: “How the fuck does your app know what TV to hit? Don’t you need passwords & shit to do that?”
Dammit! The boy was THINKING… I had to react fast or blow the whole thing. And in all honesty, props go to the “Stein” for bringing up some pretty good points that I never thought he’d recognize. But, anyone who’s ever read my blog knows that a little adversity will never stand in the way of one of my rock solid objectives. You see, fucking with Reedus was already on my “to do” list, and once something is on my “to do” list… there is only one way to get it off. So, I punched my empty fist into the dark recesses of my brain and came out with a hand full of:
“Bro, you don’t watch the news do you? Between Wiki-leaks and Edward Snowden, every single password out there worth having has already been hacked, and they’re all available for purchase on an underground anonymous website called ‘Silkroad’, where you can buy absolutely anything with bit-coins, so even uncle Sammy won’t have a clue. I’m on the site now, so hang on a second while I hit send & I should have the passwords any second.”
Reedenstein: “…Whoa.”
BOOM! I knew I had him… that is, until the “Stein” throws back:
“Yeah, but even if you have the password for the hotel’s account, how can you know exactly which TV in the building to connect to your dealy majigger-thingy?”
Mother-FUCKER!!, I’m thinking to myself. Of all the times we’ve partied together, not ONCE has he ever brought the left half of his brain. But tonight, he brings them BOTH?? Son of a BITCH!
I take a deep breath and focus, then I throw a NASA grade solvent on every single one of his questions with:
“Homie, I would never bet my Reedenstein recovery abilities on a fucking 2D location platform. No way. For YOU… I went 3D. You see, a satellite only determines the polka-dots location from the sky, but triangulated cell towers give me the ELEVATION of the polka-dot. Combine that shit with Google maps, and I even have a room number, and every TV’s serial number is associated with a specific room number.”
Holy SHIT, I even blew myself away with that!!
Me: “Stein… Stein, you there?”
Reedenstein: “Yeah I’m here, homie. You had me at that part about the triangles. Man, you gotta show me this shit when I’m out. That is fucking crazy that you can do all that with a fucking iphone.”
Me: “Yeah, Steve was the man! Now give me a second while I plug in these passwords.”
Whew! That was a close one. Now at this point I’m all in, and am gonna need some rations, cause this is gonna be a long night. So, I scour the mini-bar & basically dump it’s entire contents out on the bed.
Reedenstein: “Oh shit, creepy boots is pissed!! Sounds like he just destroyed a buncha shit! Big crash! Should I bolt?”
Me: “Too risky, hunker down. I’ll be there shortly.”
I open some peanut butter crackers, a Payday, and crack a Gatorade & get ready for what is most certainly going to be fucking HOURS of entertainment. I plop back down on the bed with the TV’s remote in my hand and try to imagine just what the “Stein’s” tiny pupil looks like through that itty bitty sliver of space under the bathroom door as it’s mashed down against the cold floor trying to peek out… but more importantly, I try to imagine how he’s going to react when he realizes that he only has 30 minutes of consciousness left. Oh man, this is gonna get GOOD!
BUT, my plane is about to land in Columbus for yet another Wizard World event with the “Stein”, where I’m sure I’ll get another few stories worth cataloguing, so, I’ll have to finish this one later…
Wanna know what happens in the bathroom next? Then please join the shine by subscribing to my blog, ShineUntilTomorrow, up in the top right >> … and then buckle up my little skillets, because it’s about to get GOOD!
Stay tuned for the exciting conclusion of “The Sometimes Justifiably Unbelievable Adventures Of Flanenbaum & Reedenstein”.
PART 3 will be up shortly!!!!
And remember, your thoughts are always welcome in the comments section.
Thanks for listening!
-Sean Patrick Flanery
I love this story more than words can describe. You’re really brightening up my Mondays!
this story is hilarious cant wait to see the rest lmao
This could go on for 100 parts.
And it would still be worth it.
Can this get any better? Next thing you do is give him something to eat and say “your last meal” in a dark voice. Gosh I love your story and the way your brain works. Silkroad? Like the game? And never underestimate the Reedus-Brain, that works perfectly in the most dangerous and darkest situations. 😉
Oh hell Sean don’t leave us hanging I’m already signed up,I need more ly xxx
Noooooooooooooooo I’ve been waiting over a week for part two and now you make me wait for more?!?! Omg I’m throwing myself on the bathroom floor at work kicking and screaming!!! Dang it!!
Your killing me with these Monday whoppers hahaha
Ugh…! Left us hanging again, you big tease! But OMG, that’s fucking hilarious!
Oh my dear sweet LORD … I haven’t laughed that hard in a very, very long time! Thank you for that! I’ll be (im)patiently waiting for Part 3. With popcorn, Reese’s …. and maybe a change of underwear 😉
This is awesome. You made me snort! Love it! Looking forward to Part 3.
Sweet mother! Sean! I am equally excited and annoyed that I have to wait longer for the whole story! You should totally write theses stories into a book! Its fucking hilarious how you pick on Normie. And thank you for making my day better. Im sittin in the hospital with my son and he thought the story was funny too. I havent seen him smile in awhile. So thanks for that too.
This is Golden….turning the TV with an app hilarious, you had me laughing out loud…superb job as always, well worth the wait, now on to 3….I absolutely LOVE your writing, you are a genius with a great talent
Love this story!! I’m thirsty for more!! 🙂
Seriously Sean. I don’t know where you pull all this from, but it’s GOOD SHIT!!!!! Whether it REALLY happened that way or not, does not matter. What matters is it’s HELLA FUNNY & my abs are in pain from laughing so hard!!!!! Well done my dear wordsmith!!
This is priceless. But when I said, “He’s gonna make a part 3 and leave us hanging” I didn’t want you to do it. Ha. I can’t wait for part 3. 🙂
God bless.
Sean,
LMAO!
You are hilarious! Making a day sick in bed so much better!
Sean, you are BY FAR the best storyteller EVER. Is there anything you can’t do???! But seriously?? Making us wait again??!! Come on dude!! lol. BTW, really enjoyed seeing you and “Stein” again this past weekend. Had a blast!! Much love…
This just gets better
Sean, you are my hero. ♡
Oh my lord…please hurry and update…
This is too good!!!! I am DYING over here!
Love it and love your stories they make my day so thank you.
Oh shit you have a pic of the “scary boots”!!! Love it!! This story (true or not) is amazing!!! And next time, listen to sweet baby Jesus and come to him first with the comedic gold!!
Dude you killing me here! I need to know how this ends! I mean I know Reedus isn’t dead but come on!! HAHAHA This is just too damn funny.
I’m loving this!!!
So after having a pretty shitty morning, I got the email saying you updated. I squealed, read, and grinned trying not to bust out laughing during class. You officially made my day brighter. Thank you 🙂
This is too funny! I love it!
You are killing us by leaving us hanging. On the other hand, I don’t want the story to end, so… 😉 You write in such a way that I hear your voice in every single word. That’s truly a talent you can’t acquire – it’s just something you have! Now, when is your book coming out??
you are making my Monday AWESOME! if not just a tad frustrating…:D for one who reads entire books from beginning to end in one sitting this one part at a time thing is KILLING me but I guess an exercise in delayed gratification is a good thing.
This is great! You should recruit someone in your legion of fans to make a cartoon out of this because it would be absolute gold! Thank you Sean for sharing your stories with us. Whether they be incredibly insightful and life enriching or totally spastic and hilarious. Thanks for being so grounded and awesome. <3
This story just makes Monday so fantastic. So amazing! 🙂
There are no words that can adequately express how brilliant this story is. I laughed several times reading this, but for reasons I don’t even understand the words “Oh shit. Creepy boots is pissed!!” brought tears to my eyes. I can’t wait for the next part…. Please never stop writing!
I have subscribed, but I’m not getting any emails though I have sent my info through here. :((
Keep it going Sean, totally Awesome, can’t wait for Part 3
Sean… that was so cruel of you.
Not the Reedus stuff. That crap was, as you said, GOLD!!
I’m talking about the cliffhanger stuff. You’re killing us!! I’m in full giggle-snort mode in my little corner of North Carolina!
Keep up the good work (the torturing Reedus stuff, I mean).
Wow, you know how to leave a girl hanging!
Holy Shit Dude!!! You seriously know how to give a great mind fuck…I am sitting on the edge of my seat the whole time waiting for the conclusion and…BAM…a Part 3!! LOL
Can’t wait to read it….Happy Monday You Fabulous Mofo!!! 🙂
Tease!
I love reading and listening to stories from you Sean!! I always know that before I hear/read them they will always be funny or heat warming and will always put a smile on my face and I thank you for that ❤️❤️❤️❤️
Dammit Flanery!
Ugh I have tip know the ending!!! This is freaking hilarious!!! Great way to start my Monday!!!
The first part of the story left in tears it was so funny. I can’t wait for the rest of the story it’s great.
Oh sean you are a tease but I am in my laundry room downstairs in my apartment building laughing my ass off and getting funny looks lol
Love your stories Sean. Keep them coming!
Absolutely hirrarious man – keep em coming
Love your story, but you´re so mean to Mr. Reedus 🙁
and considering your writing talent you must consider help Troy ending BSIII.
I need those guys back….
Thank you for the laughs
ROFLMAO! Reedus is in for it. You are too when he gets out of there and plots his revenge. That story needs to be told.
I Love “The Sometimes Justifiably Unbelievable Adventures Of Flanenbaum & Reedenstein”. So Funny! This story made me laugh till I cried. Can’t wait to read the conclusion. Thanks for the shine & the laughs. Terri / @shineonangel
Dude….you’re cracking my shit UP!!!! I have the clearest mental picture of this and it is hysterical!!!!
I can imagine this way too good. Honestly, this is the best stuff I’ve seen in a while.
But still I can’t wait for the next parts to be up here, soon. Jesus, didn’t expect you to be such a good writer and now I’m sitting here, being all excited. Wonderful!
You are KILLING me, Sean! You are a cruel man, leaving us hanging.
Sweet baby Jesus this shit is getting better and better. Fact or fiction I don’t care I REALLY enjoy reading this story!! My eyes are all watery and my abs hurt from laughing so hard! You are the master of story writing and fuckery! 😉 Can’t wait for part 3!!!!
You are so awesomely cruel. I think we could be related. I can not wait to see how this all shakes out.
Love the stories you tell.
AAAugh!! You’re killing me here! This is the most epic Reedenstein story since the soap incident! Or the donut caper. It’s excellent!! Thank you for making Monday much better. YOU ARE AWESOME. 🙂
Seriously, thank you. This is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time, and I really appreciate that. Your story-telling ability (whether the story is actually true or not) is priceless and I cannot wait to read more. You rule!
I loved it ..part 1 & 2 …you are hilariously brilliant…I really enjoyed
Meeting you In Columbus… You are a genuine soul and I have a new
Found Love for you #justsaying
No way dude! You definitely got gold out of this if your stretching it to 3 episodes of Reedus torture. Can’t wait, hope it’s not long. Some creative mindwork at play here, even I want to know if some of that app stuff just might be possible. Mission Impossible stuff here. ~ Sage
this is definitely getting good.
Love this, tell a wondeful tale mr.F
I cant stop laughing…OMG my ribs hurt so bad right now!!!
HA! Your killing me here Sean! 3D What a riot. You have made my morning a bit brighter with laughter. Thank you 🙂 <3
fucking hiarious! can’t wait for the next installment 😀
Sean!!…..I’m hooked! The best story I’ve ever read and I wait with baited breath for the 3rd installment. Love you muchly!!!
HILARIOUS! OMG! Does he know you are writing this story? Bahahahahahahaha! I cannot wait for part 3!
Sean, you are such a tease! But, it’s working, because I totally want more.
Aaarrrrgggh, ur killing me. Suspense at it’s finest and more importantly it’s hysterical suspense. Your Shine….Until Tomorrow blog is the freakin best!!!
Sean, you know you’re killing us, right? This is getting better and better! LOVE the story so far. Absolutely hilarious. Can’t wait for part 3! Norman must be pissed right now. Ha!
There is nothing better than getting an email that says “I have Norman Reedus locked in my bathroom”! Once again, you made my day, even if I may or may not have just peed my pants a little!
HAHAHAH OMG!!! I can’t believe How gullible Norman is!!! HAHAHAH OMG that’s hilarious!!!
Dude – he’s gonna kill you when he sees you, you know that right? 🙂
This is too funny can’t wait til part 3!!! Lol…. What I like to know is how reedus can’t hear you talking from the bathroom?!?!
Oh my God! That’s Awesome! Thinking out side of the box and fast!
My little lady is home sick. your blog has made my morning better can’t wait for part 3
This is HILARIOUS! And the suspense is definitely killing me. I probably should not have read this work, trying not giggle out loud but this is fantastic. Mr. Reedus is about to get Punk’d. LOL! You guys are awesome. \m/
Omg! best birthday present ever! this is so funny, I can’t wait for the nest installment.
I love the way you make me laugh. don’t ever stop writing.
Seriously thought I was the only one who messed with my friends like this. Oh my laughing so hard to the point of being in tears. It’s so perfect.
Fan-f*cking-tastic read! I am dying inside at his reaction. This is some seriously funny stuff!
This story is AMAZING!! I don’t think I’ll be able to stop myself from laughing next time I see him come into the theater where I work. I can’t wait for the conclusion!
Thank you for sharing! Looking forward to many more Flandenbaum/Reedenstein stories – acutally, your stories in general! Love your stories already from panels! Keep ’em coming! Hugs to you and Reedenstein!
Well thank you very much!!
I can not wait for the conclusion, this is such a great story and so well told!! Can not stop sharing it with everyone I know as well!
after a really bad morning, it feels good to laugh at drunk Reedus. I can’t wait until the next part!
I love this story! Thank you for the laugh.
Mr. Flanery, Sir, you are indeed a genius! Reading this has brightened up a nasty, rainy English Autumn day. Laugh aloud funny, I cannot wait until the next instalment. (Goes off giggling. T’was the left-half of the brain bit that nearly did for me!)
OMG that is just too much! Had me giggling hard enough I had to go back and read it all to him, then HE got a good laugh out of it as well! I love every single one of your stories. <3
Holy crap this is getting good!!!! Loving it but leaving us hanging??? Can’t wait for part 3.
Oh my days!! I’ve not laughed so much in a long time!! You guys are pure comedy!!
Keep it coming Sean just hilarious!!
Huge love from me in the UK XX
Sean this story couldn’t be any better! Your blog makes my days fabulous!
Glad I can help!!
How can I meet you and Norman?? XX
Baby, I’m howlin’ for you 😉
You guys are hilarious! I can only imagine haha! I would have peed my pants by that time 😉
You both could come and scare me anytime. I was asking for volunteers to kidnap me anyway, away from work! lmao can’t wait for Part III, please hurry! much love xx
There needs to be a renactment of some kind with all of this 🙂 this is just pure sugar dude! I love it! We need a picture of your bare legs and scary boots! That’d be awesome!!!!! Please hurry with part 3!!!!! My boss is eager to know as well! Ha!!!! Love you!!!
Ahahaha!!! I have a funny feeling the trickster is going to get it!!! You rock can’t wait for more this is completely exciting…..
Oh Flanery… You quick-witted devil, you. Can’t wait to hear the rest. Love your guts!
Lol!! Thanks for brightening up my Monday Sean! You have a way with words! I can’t wait for part 3!
Love love this, can’t wait for the conclusion!
This is the funniest story. I wish I had *half* the amount of skill you have for pulling totally legit-sounding BS out of thin air in such a timely manner. I can predict with 100% accuracy that the payoff at the end of this story is going to be epic. \m/
Thanks so much for laughs! Today’s portion has made my Monday a whole lot better! I can’t stop smiling! I’m trying to concentrate on work, but I keep giggling.
I am seriously sitting here with tears running down my face from laughing! Thanks for the Monday pick me up!
Grab a tissue & come back for part 3!!!
Ha!!!! This is GREAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Cannot wait to read further adventures of Flandenbaum and Reedenstein!!! See you guys this weekend in Tulsa! We’re bringing silly string!!! This is the official silly string war alert!!!!!!!!!!! 🙂
Can I spend 5 minutes in your brain?? Would I want to leave? probably not….Hopefully this becomes a Monday tradition…I love it
You updated the picture at the top of your blog
I am so glad I discovered your blog. I could read your stuff for days! You and Reedus have such fun; I just wish I could be a fly on your wall sometimes!
I’ve been waiting on this for a week now! Can’t wait to see your scary boots in Tulsa!!!
Dude this is exactly the reason I stopped drinking to avoid ending up locked in a hotel bathroom lol. Be careful could easily see Troy stealing this for the second Act of Boodocks 3!!!
Sean, do you always give your girl foreplay & tease her by saying, ‘ Sorry, I’ll be back soon to finish the job ‘
Ima gunna download that majigger-thingy on my iPhone here in Oz & 3D polka dot your ass & hunt you down, tie you down & do what EVER is necessary to get Part 3 out of you.
On another note, when are you going to come & Shine Down Under, we’d welcome you with open arms. I get jello with all the comic con thingys in the US that people post with photos & autographs from you guys. We get celebs , but embarrassingly people you don’t know or B grade horror actors whom I adore , but due to scheduling probs ALWAYS cancel at last minute.
You’re the bomb Mr Flanery, storytelling is certainly your forte as is your fantastic acting.
Ps- I just watched Dexter season 8 after owning for 11 months, BUT being a mad mad mad Dexter fan…….. I didn’t want to say Goodbye, I couldn’t let go. Now I have the same probs with The Walking Dead……. I don’t watch many series at all, but with Reedus in TWD… *drools* OMG
Well bit the bullet ( I have MS & was recovering from an infusion that I have every 28 days ) well after dodging a bullet of promising myself to not know anything about the season ……… & nearly peed my pants when it became a reality that you were a major character & a fucking fantastic one at that. Thanks be being an essential part to end of my fav show in the whole world.
I truly admire you Sean & your friendship with Norman……,,,.. much respect
Keep on truckin buddy , love 43yr Aussie Girl fan xxxxxx
You’re a fucking tease! Can’t wait for the next part….really, I can’t wait!
Lmao!! Thank u for brightening my Monday.
Haha you’re too good! I bet he would’ve freaked out if he heard something being dragged by the floor. Can’t wait to see how it ends!
Okay first of all, damn your freaking blog for not sending me an email about this update after I signed up. I had to find out on Facebook like three hours after the fact.
2. Props on the mention of Snowden and bitcoin, as if you weren’t already too damn cool for school. I guess I’ll have to go sign up AGAIN so I’m not late on the next one.
Dear Sean,
This is fabulous. I have sent this to people so they will understand why I either watch your panels or read to your blog when I need to cheer up, laugh or help motivate myself. You are awesome. I can not wait to read more.
P.S. – I heard rumors of a book you were writing….truth or fallacy?
It’s true. I finished it in September. It will be out soon.
Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That would be awesome! Put me on the pre-order list!
Sean,
Thank You For that laugh!! I have been reading them out loud to my fiance(& TRUST ME WHEN I SAY he’s not really the “LAUGH OUT LOUD” kind of guy!)You however have had him ROLLING LAUGHING!
Thanks for always making me smile(EVEN FROM MY HOSPITAL BED THIS TIME!!)& for believing in myself!!
XOXOXO
BRANDY
Too funny……just can’t explain how awesome is your story and can’t wait to know how it will end. Thanks for that !
wtf am I reading?? Sean, you are crazy to come up with things like this. The only time you think of crazy things is when you really want it to happen lol or it did happen lol
Comedic gold right here. Pure genius! This is why Connors the older brother lol Can’t wait for the next installment
Oh my god!!!!! This is the best thing ever!!! I knew you were clever Sean but this seriously takes the cake!!!! Best thing I’ve ever read!! Totally made me laugh right in the middle of my class!!! Oh my gosh my ribs hurt from laughing right now!! And now my teacher looks pissed since I can’t stop giggling at the mental picture of this!!
I’m very flattered!!
It was well worth it!! You my friend are absolutely hilarious!! Reading this was definitely worth one pissed teacher!!
Oh God I cant stop laughing 😀 Poor Redustein 😀 It’s awesome and funny to read this (y) Makes me smile 🙂 I can’t wait for part three Sean !!!
Part THREE?? Fine… screw anonymity: I signed up for your blog notifications. Guess I’m ‘locked in the bathroom’ til the next one comes out. You sir, are also the guru of mayhem. 😉
For you… I’ll write it as swiftly as is possible!!!!
Your conversation with sweet baby Jesus, your cell tower triangulation, the boot, TV crime background for realism… epic work, my friend, epic work indeed. The devil in the details!!!! 😀
Glad you dig! -S
i don’t know Reedustein like you, but I’m sure I would try and kick some ass after finding out what you’ve done. I can picture him lying on the bathroom floor almost in tears! Poor baby
That’s some fancy technobabble there, congrats. You lost me at “triangulation”…
First of all love the last two entries, and second if I my best friend would do something like that to me I would fucking kill him in his sleep. But that’s just me. Can’t wait to read the ending.
Oh I do love jackassery!!! So much fun♡
You TEASE!!! Impressive technological B.S. (and I’m a techy) Dying laughing and can’t wait til part 3!
This story just keeps getting better! Thank you for all the laughs!
That is so funny! Cant wait for part 3!
First off, I’m glad to hear you still enjoy a Payday from time to time.
Secondly, the snort I emitted while reading this registered on the Richter scale.
And last but most certainly not least, thank you for the visual of you hyper-lounging in your boots and briefs. Sexual frustration, thy name is SPF.
I love your writing, Sean. I want a book.
The next best thing to the story would be lil stick figure illustrations to go with it.
I nearly lost it all during class and received some strange looks from disgruntled classmates. If only they knew this goodness, perhaps after midterms and all installments I’ll let them in on it all. Take care and I await the next patiently!
Ah good times..good times. Sounds like you are gonna need a whole book of memoirs : )
NOOOOOOO!!! I have to wait again?! Well… at least it’s worth the wait!
You and Reedus are just awesome! Just when I thought I couldn’t love you guys more!! Keep up the writing..you’re amazing! Can’t wait to read the next!! 🙂
Mr. Flanery,
I think my first mistake was reading this on my break at work. Saw the email that informed me part two had arrived finally. My brain thanked sweet baby Jesus and I startes to read this fantabulous story( btw I love fucking with my friends I tryly see me doing this someone, just not as well)…. Well I almost peed myself laughing so hard. So when the third part arrives, I will read this at home. Thank you so much for making Mondays more enjoyable. I look forward to more stories courtesy of you.
PS A coworker of mine asked me what I was reading so I read a little bit out aloud.she asked me who you were I after she had ever seen Powder?, she said yes I showed her your picture she said oh my God Powder is f?!)&””:; hot LMFAO
Mr. Flanery, my Monday was biting the big one until I read this and it brightened my day and made me almost pee myself!! LOL!! I can’t wait for the rest!
Gosh!! Sean! My smile is going to rip my face apart! And I think I just got a six pack from the laughter! Thanks man, you just made my day! You are marvelously evil! And the best storyteller I know, keep it coming pal 😉
Just forgot, are those the scary boots?
I want to write a book with you. Or maybe just my own Flandus story! With permission, of course.
This is awesome! Thanks for the Monday giggles, can hardly wait for next Monday! Wait, did I just type that? Yup…and I blame you! Thanks for making my Monday’s brighter!
You are way too quick on your feet! And again I say as I laugh out loud at part 2…why aren’t you doing comedy? Love it!
bahahaha!!!!!!!!! dear lord Sean, god i wish i could hang out with you, you are hilarious! now i wait in suspense for part 3! #bestblogever
I’m loving these stories Sean. True or not they are make me laugh and that’s much needed these days for me. Your blog is one of my favorite places to go and read when I’m having a bad day. Inspiration, honesty, and sometimes hella funny. xoxo
Excellent story! This is making me look forward to Mondays!
Man, I would love to see this shit on film. I would be rolling on the floor laughing my ass off….
Bro this shit has been hilarious. Keep it up i cant wait for part 3. Cheers!
Sean,
“Dood” lol….this would make an AWESOME movie short. Great fuckin story either way…fucking hilarious! Poor Norman. Thanks again Sean for a great story. Talented as always!
– Mark
I love this story. I had a smile on my face thru parts 1 & 2. Can’t wait for 3. Keep up the great work. Thank you
This is just too addicting! You crack me up!
Dude you just can’t leave us hanging like that lol.
If you weren’t an actor you could be a writer! I can picture perfectly how this scenario looks with your descriptive dialog!
awesome can’t wait till part 3
When I saw the first part to this, the initial reaction before reading was something along the lines of, “Oh my goodness, did something bad happen?”, then about the time in the story the realization is he awoke in your bathroom, it made me about choke in my drink, haha I just love it. I absolutely look forward to the next segment :). You are definitely one of those people that would be fun to just sit and talk with, probably a lot interesting thoughts, awesome stories, and hilarious jokes. Take care ^-^v
Thank you for this story. I love this so very much. I can just see Reedenstein peeking under the door all panicked. You definitely brightened up my day. Please never stop writing. Can’t wait for part 3.
P.s. I LOVE your hair. Very sexy. 🙂
Damn you for writing this awesome tale! You sir have made my night.
After reading a downer story about some heroine addict’s suicide for my creative writing class, this is seriously the pick me up I needed. This is getting awesome!
Love this!!!!! OMG! had me laughing out loud at work! Can’t wait for part 3!!!
I honestly don’t think I’ve ever read anything more hilarious! You are a genius in the storytelling dept Sean. Poor Norm.
Ok so yeah, way better monday now that I’ve read this piece of pure GOLD. you cliffhanger Mr.Flannery! still giddily evil though.. still loving this story reading the whole thing laughing and snorting so loudly and abundant that it woke my dog all barking and snarles, so not cool! Cant wait for PT.3 epic. ^-^ Hannah C^-^
Being semi homeless now I don’t do much…. I do manage to get online from time to time and I do read on here. Sean….man…… how ya gonna just drop mid story like that again? That wasn’t even half as long as the first part either haha but it’s still a good laugh and I guess I’ll need to check online again in another week 🙂 streets are getting cold now but your humor warms me a wee bit… bless you Mr. Flannery….. have an amazing day… you should drop by Brook Park someday. .. it’ 15 mins from Cleveland… I’ve got a few stories you’d probably enjoy and we can go for a drink and bite…. I’ll get cash some how for it to see ya . .. If life is nice you’ll meet my 2 kids too…anyway I don’t want to bore you…. read ya around. Veritas and blessings on ya
Oh wow I’m sorry bout the name mishap havin my first drink in a Long time (0,o) I apologize ( i know how much miss spelled names bug me.
Ok you were so cute before but that hairstyle is makin you look all hotness in boots ha.
(o,0) Hannah C (0,o)
Oh Shit!!You two are really great !! I love reading stories of you two together !! I hope someday I can meet them in person here in Argentina!
I hope the third part soon !!! a hug for you Sean!
Oh my fucking God you could make this into the best stand-up routine ever especially if you worked it into a Bob Newhart like phone routine.
You’ve got to be kidding Sean…this is the second time you’re leaving us hanging…Do we have to wait for another week??? So, so long from now…this reminds me of that joke… How do you keep a JackA$$ in suspense? I’ll tell ya tomorrow… 😀 looking very forward to part three…you writing is awesome…
Anyone else reading this with their voices?! Hahaha
Loved Part 2..cant wait for 3! Through my loss as I feel like I’m dying..you made me laugh again. Sure sign I’m alive! Laughter is the best medicine so Thank You xo That pic of you & your scary boots ♥
You’re killin me smalls!!!! Can’t wait for the final installment, you got me rollin!
Who is this “Smalls” everyone keeps talking about????
The Sandlot! Love that movie!
Find the movie The Sandlot. Good movie. And oh man, u are just too much! And u can be so mean to Norm sometimes but its hilarious at the same time! I hate that I missed u guys in Columbus, I only live a couple hours drive away and I wanted to be there so bad but couldn’t afford tickets. Hope u guys come back really soon!!!
Just a good friend of Benny “the jet” Rodriquez. And another great story teller like yourself.
This…is…FANTASTIC!!! I SO hope the both of you are coming to Boston, MA for Walker Stalker 2015! I strongly intend on poking fun about this with the both of you!
The amount of love I have for this story is absolutely unreal! I keep trying to picture all of this happening and I just end up laughing my ass off. Then my roommate looks at me like I’m crazy.
It’s not right to feel sorry for the guy right? It could have been fun with me locked in there too…/The Dirty Swede
DUDE! You can’t leave it there you tease!!! This is just beyond brilliant! Cracking me up! Much love xx
This is absolutely hilarious! I love it and can’t wait to hear the rest of it. Sounds like you and Reedus have an excellent friendship. So much fun!
How long do I have to hold my breath for the next installment?
Keep it coming, you cheeky little ninja leprechaun! Most excellent shenanigans. Wishing you peace & love.
Love Love Love This Story!!!!! Can’t wait for part 3!!!!!
Oh, goddamit! Not again! You’re leavin’ us hangin’ like a parachuter stuck on a tree branch. However, it is a testament to your talent that we so fervently request more. And by we, I mean Smeagol and I. Yes. We need the precious end to the Reedenstein story. But seriously, you’re awesome, your blog is hilarious and heartwarming, and your fans fucking adore your face. Well, not just your face, but you get the picture. Literally. People send you pictures all the time. Anywhore, keep on rockin’, and shine until tomorrow!
Love these stories they are epic. Made my shit day into a better one havent laughed thisbjard in awhile.
THANK YOU !♡
Dude, your trickster skills are Level Puck Point On.
Amazeballs! love this blog and this story! btw your new hair due is hot!
Amazing story! Genius you are!! I love it and can’t wait for the next part to this work of art!
1. I really hope all of this really happened. Gold is right.
2. You and Reedus are both nuts. You remind me entirely too much of guy friends I partied with in high school.
3. I love stating the obvious, sometimes more than others.
4. also, lists.
Seriously one of the most entertaining stories I have read in a long time. I love where this is going and am just waiting on edge for it to get there. Hilarity at its finest!
I soooo needed a laugh today, so guess where I came, yep right here…best laugh I could ask for…can’t wait for pt.3
The Book! When’s the book of this stuff coming out? You’ve got serious potential with the “Adventures of Flandus” stories. Even if it’s just an ebook I’d buy the shit out of this!!
do it for the people Sean! Do it for you! Do it for Norman! Do it for your favorite charity! Do it for Nike…JUST DO IT!!!
Love you and your hair looks pretty. Here, you can have my gummy bears.
Now that you’re in my debt, could you do me a favor and post part 3? I’m DYING over here!!
Love your stories. You are amazing 🙂
DUDE! I Just wanna see video next time lol
I just recently discovered your blog and I gotta tell you that every single entry has put a smile on my face! Thank you for being a hilarious and inspiring man. Can’t wait for the next one! xo
Hahaha can not wait thank you hope to read pt 3 soon
This is so awesomely worth reading. Epic storytelling dude, this is some funny shit. Best part so far is the locating Reedus with your iPhone explanation, cause LOLjustwftyes.
Sean,
I love your Norman locked in the bathroom story. You write wonderfully. Maybe a 60 Shades of Reedington soon? The name being coincidental and all. You could call it 60 Nuances of Reedington. What a movie that would be. Then you could really share what he rode when he shouted out that he was going to ride.
Also, how he rode it. I bet he rode it fast and HARD. And for a long time!
*cough* What?!
We now return you to your normal channel.
It get’s better and better from minute to minute 😀 i love your storys
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The story is amazing! I looove your writing style… Cant wait if a book with it will come out!
Its really hard to not burst out laughting in a tube… but well its just to funny bc you can imagine everything!!
Cinema for myself just with your words and your storys!!
Thank you so much for sharing !!!
Cant wait for the next parts
Best wishes!
I have been without Internet connection for a couple of weeks and look at what I get after finally reaching the internets! The waiting for story is so much worth while! Thank you, Sean, for all the giggles! 🙂 Off to read the third part. 🙂
I’d love to sign up for this. You rock dude. This sounds like to much of my own life experiences. Is great to know that there are other ppl or there with my same mindframe. So its all good. Fun times, live them while we can enjoy them. AS long as we aren’t destroying ourselves in the process. Which I’m much better. Miss alot of the ol days but live to hear fucking fan times. Xoxo
Nice prankster boots I bet! I know 2 dudes that can quote your movies practically verbatim. They love your movies and been rambling ’round awhile. Hope it all gets worked out so we can enjoy another film sometime soon. ~Hollz
I love this!!!! I read it continuously especially when I need to laugh…. You are my hero, thanks for the laughter…. I soooo need it!!!! Especially lately…God tells me that 2014 my LCH is coming with me into 2015…..
Dood.
I watched a video tonight of you reading part 3 and so had to come catch up. My sister and I were in stitches watching that… and that after the whole twitter thing with Reedus and Duffy this morning/last night…toomuch.
Thanks.
Dood, yer a sick frikkin’ hysterical mammjamma.
Are you the real guy. This is Elly. Can you put me in touch with Norman Reedus?
Yes… and he said he’d meet you behind the big oak tree at 4pm.