If you haven’t already, please start at PART ONE by clicking HERE.
Wizard World, Nashville, TN. sometime deep into the night.
At this point, I can sense that the “Stein” is starting to panic, and I knew I’d have to extricate my little homie from the turlit pretty quickly to prevent any longterm psychiatric damage. I desperately wanted to respond to him as quickly as possible about them damn RedBulls, but my freestylin’ session was being interrupted as my whole body was now convulsing like a thousand fingers massage bed that’d had a ‘Powder’ level power surge.
“Freestylin’ in hysterics”
Reedenstein: “Dood, are you there?”
I squeak out a meager attempt at reassurance between convulsions, with:
“I’m here. C-c-c-calm, hmmmmm, huh….S-s-s-stay calm.”
I immediately hit the mute button on my phone and bury my entire face in a pillow because absolutely ZERO mortals have EVER been able to contain this level of hilarity in silence. I take three deep, long, focusing breaths, the same way my Grandaddy would instruct me to do before going into battle. …Okay, calm, I’ve gotta rally my brain cells and think quick…so I hit him with:
“Change of plan, homie. We’re gonna have to forfeit the fingers. I just called housekeeping and ordered a rollaway bed for the room you’re in. Told those fuckers that no one was in the room and to just open the door and roll it right in ASAP. Be looking under the door so you can see when it gets there. As soon as it rolls past, ‘it will clear the hall along his route. We will deploy that bed as an impassable barrier-a gauntlet, if you will. He won’t have a chance.’ That’s the opportunity to bolt. So homie, you bolt like you’ve never bolted before.”
Yep, when I find myself in times of trouble, brother Clint comes to me, singing…-but there was no time to give props to Det. Callahan as the “Stein” quickly cuts me off with a delicately whispered:
“H-h-h-h-e’s standing right outside the door, homie! Serious. Just fucking standing there facing the door. I could touch those fucking boots if I wanted to.”
He was looking at those babies right where I left them… frozen and motionless, just millimeters from that bathroom door, as if the door could feel the imaginary psycho’s breath intermittently exhaling on it’s paint.
Me: “Don’t touch them! It might be a trick. Just stay quiet, watch for the bed to come in and then BOLT! I’ll stay on the phone with you—“
“Scary Boots”
Reedenstein: “But, I need a RedBull as soon as possible! Probably two, just to be sure!”
Me: “It’s in his hands now. God willing, a couple Bulls will find you in time. But remember what Zech. says, and I bet Phil’ll back me up on this, it says: ‘In compensation for your days of banishment, I will give you back double’.”
Reedenstein: “Is that from “Bulls On Parade”?
Me: “Wait a minute… what? Oh… uh, no. That’s a different Zach. Not the one from Rage Against The Machine… the one from the bible. 9:12, I think. It just means that the ‘sus will double down if you stay true. So, if you believe, and you ask for two Bulls, little ‘sus’ll show you FOUR… ’cause the ‘sus don’t fuck around when it comes to fuckin’ around. Just believe, holmes! BELIEVE!! …and run like the wind!! Now, shhhhhh… and wait for that bed.”
I had to hurry, as the “Stein” was now dangling on a precipice. And yeah, I know I was the dangler… but I’m also the catcher in the “Stein’s” rye. I immediately throw the mute back on, use the room phone to call housekeeping and order a rollaway as soon as possible. I jump off the bed and creep up right behind those boots that I’d left facing that bathroom door in nothing but my socks, shuffle my feet around a bit and throw out a man moan or two, then bend down and put my fists in those boots, give them a little wiggle, and walk the two “men” to the door as I hear the “Stein” starting to lose it.
Reedenstein: “Oh God, no! Don’t do that! Not here! … Ugh, You’re fucking SICK, you know that! Flanery’s gonna KILL YOU!”
I stifle an upwelling of volcanic sized cackle with a snort, toss the boots out into the hallway and walk right back to the bathroom door, throw another little moan, then go right back to freestylin’ on the bed.
An image that is forever burned on Norman Reedus’ retina.
Reedus’ voice is ringing his disgust at his captor’s depravity as I settle in. I throw a quick prayer up for me to find a ‘Thigh Master” infomercial on TV, or something similarly dirty, but none was needed as the Dynasty was answering all… and their answers didn’t disappoint. I snap a quick pic of Phil’s daughter-in-law, Korie Robertson, who was in a VERY bizarre looking yoga position on the TV, and use my TextPlus app to send the pic to Rocco, who was staying directly across the hall… along with a message that reads:
I WANT YOU ROCCO. I WANT YOU NOW! I’VE SEEN YOUR FACE BEFORE MY FRIEND. BUT I DON’T KNOW IF YOU KNOW WHO I AM. I WAS THERE AND SAW WHAT YOU DID. I SAW IT WITH MY OWN TWO EYES. AND I’VE WANTED YOU EVER SINCE THEN… WHEN YOU BLEW UP THAT DRUGGIE WHORE’S CAT! MEET ME AT THE BAR RIGHT NOW. ORDER ME 4 DELICIOUSLY CHILLY REDBULLS AND I WILL FULFILL ALL YOUR DREAMS. OH, AND BE WEARING THE BOOTS IN THE HALL. OH ROCCO, I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS MOMENT ALL MY LIFE, HOLD ON.
About 4/1000’s of a second later, I receive a response from Roc. It reads:
RIT NOW IM GOING I THEN GO THE BAR NOW OK
And no, that’s not my typo, that’s exactly what Rocco sent… and I knew he’d be at the bar with 4 ice cold RedBulls in mere fucking NANOSECONDS.
Will Norman Reedus safely evacuate the lavatory? Will David Della Rocco procure Norman’s life remedying RedBulls? Stay tuned for the answers to life’s most complicated questions… by subscribing to ShineUntilTomorrow at the top right. Part 5 is coming soon!!
Thank you to @sysy_nn and @themeedes for the artwork!! More to come. And your thoughts are always welcome in the comments section!
As always, thanks for listening… and God bless.
-Sean Patrick Flanery
Thank you soo much. I want some update.
Thank you soo much! I have been ready for this.
SERIOUSLY???!?!?! freaking hilarious as usual, Sean, but when do we find out about the stein????? You’re killin me!!!
I cannot stop laughing! God bless you, too, Sean!
I love your brain, Sean.
Fantastic work, S!
Great art work @sysy_nn and @themeedes
Your have limitless evil! I like that in a person!
meant YOU not your!
This is probably the best story I have ever read! It always makes my day better!
OH MY LORD
This is the best thing ever I can’t wait for part 5!
Ahhhhhhhhh. Lol. Oh man you Kill me. And the artwork is just so fitting!
i am so very glad you have those two amazing artists creating pictures for this, they add SO much! I love it! I swear this…I’m so torn cause parts could be true, and some could be from your incredible melon. I have no idea, all I know is that I’ve never laughed so hard and goddamn I wish this were a movie. Love you!!!!
Dun dun dunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
OMG I LOVE I. I can’t wait till part 5. Sean you are an awesome writer
This. This made my day. I needed that. Thank you! I look forward to part 5!
O.O *falls over laughing* The suspense is KILLING ME!! C’mon Flanery…hand over the goods!
Seriously, Sean. You gotta drag poor David into this melee? Absolutely frickin HILARIOUS!!!! It’s so hard to contain my laughter reading these at work – my coworkers probably think I’m nuts, but it’s all good!! Keep ’em coming!!!! And Sy & Lucia’s art just puts the icing on the cake!!!!
another cliff hanger! oh you’re killing me lol, I can’t believe rocco’s involved now. man I can’t wait to see what happens next. absolutely amazing!
I was so excited when I got the email for this. Amazing work as always! XD
pml this is hilarious
I love love love this. Makes me smile. You guys are the best.
You’re a genius! Your crack me up every time! You need to put these stories in a book and the illustration is awesome!
Oh no no nooooo…I need more! I need all of it! Now!! :'(
Oh mylanta, now Rocco is involved? This just gets better and better. Keep ’em comin’!
It just keeps getting better!! XD
You’re a genius! You definitely need a publisher and the illustration is just awesome! You crack me up every time!
It just keeps getting better and better!
Your killing us with this story man Love Love Love!! been enjoying this ride since Richmond!!! HAaHaaaa Yeah thanks Sean for cutting us off again you loveable jerk you <3 -wink wink- Have a happy thanks giving bro!!! love you!!!
YOUR KILLING ME LOVE….. WHY CAN YOU JUST GIVE IT ALL TO US?!?!?! ALL THIS TEASING IS KILLING ME. – P.S . THAT SHIT WAS FUNNY ..LOL
seriously cannot stop laughing!! thanks so much Sean xx
I absolutely love reading these, you never disappoint, and now Rocco in the mix, oh my lord what will happen now? You love messin’ with Rocco as much as Reedus lol, what this will turn into, thanks so much for sharing this with all of us, glad to know we will be getting more, I hated to see it end and now that it’s not is great, you are a sly and brilliant one 😉 Thanks Again ….oh and ‘sus & ‘sus’ll..priceless 😉
You are killing me!!! 😀 😀 😀 Can’t wait for Part 5.
It’s time to put your awesome stoeries into a book! 🙂
The level of entertaining evil here is hilarious! And now Rocco too!! Perfection! Seriously evil we some perfection Sean
This is hilarious Sean, too funny as always:)
Sometimes, there’s nothing left to say but, I love you, Sean!
I’m getting spoiled to these stories on Monday’s!! I almost fell out with Rocco’s text, so hilarious. I can’t wait to see what part 5 brings!! Thanks for the laughs Sean!!
I was having such a rough Monday, due to needy patients. This really made my day! Thank you and keep it coming! <3 Flandus! I hope to meet you both someday! Happy Thanksgiving!
For the love of god you are killing me, you are a tease you know that, but love the story waiting for the next installment. So please hurry
Fantastic! Waiting patiently for the next installment….
Just got in out of a dark, cold, foggy English evening. Made myself a coffee. Started reading this… note to self…hot liquids and hilarity are a very dangerous combination! The Rocco text was the icing on the cake! The artwork is great too. Next part- please!!! 🙂
This is just too mean…but hysterical nonetheless!
You’re killing me. I love it!
This is epic on every level…the writing…the artwork….ROCCO! *wiping tears of laughter*
oh sean you are a tease poor Rocco hopping for a girl and it’s not common
Please do not make us wait two weeks for a update…. a week was hard enough…. two weeks is too long!!!
Thank you Mr. Flanery for this almost heroic amount of bullshit. Well done!
Needed this right now Sean while I’m waiting for my physical therapy thank you
Omg this is amazing it’s hysterical
You are an excellent storyteller, Sean! I enjoyed hearing you read this in person at Wizard World Reno! This story just keeps getting better! Bring on Part 5 lol
Omg this is amazing it’s hysterical keep it coming love you Sean
I’m in TEARS! This story just gets better and better!
Dude! You said it was 4 parts! lol…hilarious! And now you’ve brought Rocco in too? OMG! Can’t wait to read part 5! I love your stories! you are the king!
Thank you. This made my day!! Can’t get that mental image outta my head now.
Lmao. Aww man!
This stuff is comedy gold!!!!!!! I I always find myself laughing so hard I snort when I read these little bits of the story!!!!!!!!!!!! LOVE IT!!!!!
Mr. Flanery, are you trying to kill us with suspense?!?! I’m dying here, why oh why can’t I wait TIL I get home to read these??? Now my coworkers think I’m crazier than I am… This story is ducking hysterical
This is hilarious!! Can’t stop laughing! I can’t wait for the next part! This made my day! I needed a good laugh! Lots of love and hugs!!
OMG…I think I just died laughing…you two…no you three (adding Rocco to the mix) are the most hilarious threesome I have ever had the pleasure of meeting…can’t wait for the next installment!!!
You are killing me. This is so hilarious! Another part? OMG!
Oh god Sean!! This is amazing!! So worth the wait!! And after a stressful day of finals this definitely brightened my day!! You have such an affinity for storytelling and I can’t wait for Part 5!! Please post soon!!
You guy’s are amazing, I’ve been laughing
Love it. You made my day so much better. Thank you!!
Thanks for telling this story at the BDS panel yesterday. I was literally in tears during your animated storytelling. You are so energetic and funny and it was a real treat to meet you this weekend! Again, t
thank you!!
Poor Reedus! Poor Rocco! Poor US readers for having to wait another week! Sean, you are too hilarious for words. You are also a great writer and I cannot wait to read your book when it comes out!
Oh God Seaaan 😀 😀 Thanks for da funny time 😛
Rocco to the rescue!! I’m loving every minute of this! I don’t know If I can wait for part 5?!
Of course, I caught that dangling ‘in the air’!
So you can wipe off that grin, I know where you’ve been…
Thanks Cap’n!! We like Monday’s now.
“An image that is forever burned on Norman Reedus’ retina.” … that’s forever burned into my retina’s too LOLOL
The same image is now burned in my brain! This story just keep getting better and better! ^_^
Hahahaha too funny!! Give us more!!!
I’m dying! Please continue! Has Norman read this?? 🙂
Mr Flanery Sir you never fail at lifting my spirits. I love to laugh and you always make me. Your an exceptional individual please don’t ever change xxx
I think I peed a little reading this and laughing so hard!!! ❤️❤️❤️
i really hope all of this is true lol
Cool. I love this. Lol
This is getting better with each and every installment. Thank you for taking the time out to write this and keeping us thoroughly entertained with these shenanigans. The artwork included is amazing as well I’m so glad you’ve included their works!
OMG I could not stop laughing you got me in stitches man i cant wait to find out what happens
You and the cliff hangers!! Cannot wait till the next bit!!
LMAO!!! Love the addition of Rocco to this wildly hilarious story! Keep the genius flowing! 🙂
Omg.
So, I thought your idea of “freestyling” was boxers. Freaking wow. Poor Reedus, if he ever gets out of there he is going to see you, Jimmy Johnson and all, sprawled out on the bed, or bent over cowboys boots?!?
Insane. Sean, you’re insane!
Boxers?????????? Hell no!
PROVE IT!!!!! 😉
Oh Sean your so funny totally awesome story….your the best:)
That was awesome. I can’t wait for part 5. Please post it soon.
Flanery,
I love you dearly. And this story is amazing, but please quit dragging it out so much!!! The suspense is killing me. I may die.
XOXO,
Marlee Jae
You just keep it coming, I will keep laughing my ass off! Thank you, thank you very much.
Just love your blogs Sean, you are so talented. Your cliffhangers kill me everytime, leave me holding my breath for what’s next. I don’t know why, but it kinda makes me wonder what you’re like in bed.
You’re killin me smalls! Amazeballs though, this is hilarity at it’s finest!
Oh man haha! I’ve never laughed so hard in my life!
Awesome!
I absolutely love this… however, I am an impatient girl and want the rest of this story… But I don’t all at the same time. Thank you.. I truly enjoy this after a very long day. Keep writing.. I like it as much as I like watching you in movies. 😉
This is too amazing. I love these stories that you’ve been feeding up, and while I presume they are fake, I am relatively sure that you guys get yourselves into these types of situations often. Seriously, amazing. It makes my day, it’s so lighthearted and wonderful. Can’t wait for your book. (Also, as an aside, you should write a book about you and reedus and simply call it Flandus: A Brotherhood) and then we can have a documentary and cry okay
Oh my god!!! Too funny and you’re making me crazy having to wait for the next part! I’m so impatient, you lil devil! 🙂
Evil!!! Making us wait for more!!! And adding Rocco into this mess….I ALMOST worry for him…ALMOST!!!
OMG!! i have never laughed so hard in my life!!!! i practically scared everyone in the library…can’t wait to read the next one!!!
OMG!! I love the “2 Men” and the cartoon of it!! So awesome!!! And Yay!!! You brought Rocco into the story!!!! Can’t wait till the next one!!
And again…I’m gonna need more proof of this free stylin….with the BOOTS!!!! Eh?? Eh?? 😉
Keep Shining!!!!
Pure GOLD! Keep them coming please!
Hahahahahahahaha, This is getting good. Oh yes, fed us more please…. Love it!
Sean, please never pick on the Stein ever again. Poor Norman… I will only let you do that if I am with you guys, ok? You two are adorable, but it’s better I’m there to check on you. Continue with the hilarity…
seriously Dude, you are hilarious. you are the most amazing story teller. I am loving this. I must stop reading these at work, laughing hysterically with tears trolling down my face. they’re going to have me committed.
You’re killing me man, and I’m LOVING every minute of it. At this point I don’t know or care if this is real or not, it’s funny as hell.
So I’m back again, drawn in like always to read the next installment. (I’m finding myself quite addicted to your writing style sir) Anyway, I thought I might grace my husband with your series so I started at part one….and I must say, he doesn’t know much about either of you beyond your movies or my total fangirl moments, but he’s laughing quite enthusiastically at your descriptions and “flavorful” vocabulary. As usual, this was awesome though you’re fucking killing me with the wait. Oh and before I forget – the pictures are fucking awesome! What does Reedus say about this blog? You must share his thoughts as I’m sure they are hilarious! Kudos to you again, sir 😉
Keep em coming, this awesomeness is gonna get me through finals week XD
Wow!!!!!! Your imagination is soooo vivid!!!! Love the story and cannot wait until the next installment!!!
Hahaha Sean never said this was his Imagination 🙂
Dude this story is amazing, and I just keeps getting better and better lol. Can’t wait for part 5.
You do NOT disappoint sir, your evil knows no bounds and I LOVE IT!! I cannot wait for the next chapter in the saga.
These are hilarious! Can’t wait for Part 5! For the record, I wasn’t fully aware of the extent to which you were “freestyling.” I assumed there were briefs involved. I now see that I was mistaken. Oops!
This is so much fun! Thank you, your a great intertainer.
This devious narrative may never be confirmed or denied as true events, but I still find it completely hilarious. Eagerly awaiting the conclusion to poor Stein’s tale of woe.
WOW! That was again a horny part. You can describe everything so beautiful. I laughed so where you have touched the boots and the only socks. I laughed tears here. And the artworks of sysy_nn and TheMeeDes are awesome. Norman is so tense that he now even takes two Redbull. Ingenious part and I want to read more. Looking forward to the next part. You’re a great storyteller. David Della Rocco and now comes before in history. Super! Keep it up! Sorry my english is not so good. I hope you understand me!? Many lovely greetings Lene
Watching Sunlight Jr. where Norman’s character gets locked in a convenience store bathroom and immediately reminded me of this. Love this story.
Ahhhh I look forward to these! Absolutely the best way to start my day! Thank you sir!
This is hilarious. Sean, you are an amazing storyteller. I love reading each part over and over again. I can’t wait for the next installment.
Hysterical!!! Mean, but, funny. Just remember Captain, what goes around comes around….lol
Shit is so unbelievable it’s gotta be true! Love it!
Flanery,
Your killing me! Your G#% D#%* killing me! I get suck in to this story and it concludes……Grrrrrr….like stopping your pee halfway……..
(Sigh)
Sweet baby Jesus, Mother in Heaven! I just got back from hunting and decided to finally sit down and read this ‘series’….best decision ever Mr. Flanery. *wipes eyes* Bravo, can’t wait for the next update darlin’.
Fecking hilarious! Can’t wait for the next installment lol
Oh God yes!! Rocco’s response was the fuckin icing on the cake!! Can’t wait for part 5!!! XD
This should be made into a book i swear id buy it and read it over and over again laughing my butt off about it
Man, you’re an evil genius!! xD
Can’t wait for the next part!
This is freakin’ awesome! I can picture every bit of it, and I have to honestly say I feel sorry for Norman, but I’d be laughing my ass off. Great Great
This is fucking messing with my brain hahaha
Brilliant as always. Mr. Flanery you have a way with words, both written and spoken. Looking forward to the next installment.
Part 4 please…..this shit is too funny …. How drunk and high was Reedenstein…..?????? Lol
You mean part 5… I hope?
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sean, love your words and love your scripture refs–needed it today big time
Glad it helped! … they are “stealthily” placed!
I almost died laughing. Cannot wait for more. I would so totally do this to my roommate and my mom. HAHAHAHA!!!!! ;-p
LOVING THE ARTWORK TO GO WITH IT….helping the visuals! This is way too funny
Dude, this sounds like some twisted stuff I’d do to my bestie. I’m absolutely living for this tale right now.
¡Jajaja…..goot read! Thanks.
You Sir, are my favorite! 🙂
Lmbo I love that this is probably not true but everyone is accepting it as truth.
By the way, fantastic story Flanery. Like you are a phenomenal writer. Well done. I’m sure Reedenstein loves it. 😀
Sean,
We are loving your story. My whole family waits for the next part. My daughter and I met you and Rocco at Salt Lake City Comic Con. We loved the panel and stories. Please com see us for fanx the end of January… Please come and see us again. My hubby and son want to see your panel because the love the stories.
Sean- LOVE the blog!! You’re hilarious. The only thing that would make it better would be to hear you read the posts like in Tulsa. Thanks for making me laugh today!! Can’t wait to read part 5…please post soon!!!
I keep rereading these as you update and man I keep dying from laughing so much. The pictires just add to the hilarity of this story. Thank you so much for the laughs and damn you for the mental images of you free balling man.
Thanks for the laughs
Nice socks, bro
I love the mention of Dirty Harry. You are hilarious. I look at these stories as just a little peek at what goes on in that beautiful mind of yours. Happy Thanksgiving Sean.
I’m laughing my ass off! These are hilarious! Artwork is also rad! Can’t wait for an update, I heard from a good source that Norm was almost lost again in Reno last weekend HA! Hope you all had a good time while y’all were here.
I didn’t get a chance to officially meet you in Boston, but if memory serves me right, you told this story during your panel!
I hope one of these days that you write a book about what you’re willing {or allowed!!} to share of all of your exploits with Norman!
I knew right away when you wrote Zechariah that you were referencing that particular Scripture…it took me a minute or two to figure out who ‘sus was…which is when I spit ginger ale all over the place from laughing.
I’m not sure if I can wait a week or two for part 5! Reading these make me forget all of the pain that needles me on a daily basis. Thanks so much, Sean! xoxo
This is hilarious. Now we got Rocco in it too. So epic. You are amazing.
With part 5 near, will this be the end or will there be more, we shall see? Either way it has been great, cant wait to see how Rocco works into this and how Reedus finally gets out. Come here often and it’s well worth it every time. Looking forward to your book, I’m sure it will be just as amazing, oh and more of Jane Two also….. Great things to come, Thank You 😉
I wonder what Rocco’s face looked like when he got the “I want you text!” I bet he moved faster then light itself going to the bar while, trying to remember some of his Boondock Saints lines so he can be more of a Casanova of the tongue.
This story is absolutely hilarious! I’ve read the whole thing 3 times now and it gets funnier every time I read it. Can’t wait for the next installment!
Oh my God, Sean! You have caled Rocco, too! :’D
Arg! Did not even know u had part 4 up yet! I was so delighted to see it was! And even MORE delighted to hear more about the” freestylin” we talked about before! Have u ever thought about doing any play girl modeling??? Judging by the thousands of drooling woman on here, you’d be a big hit! Just a little food for thought.
Sean was the cover for Playgirl February 2006 …
He did do Playgirl. I wish he’d do it again. Come on Sean! Pose for Playgirl again.
You are killing me with these. Please keep them coming. I laugh so hard at these that I am choking in tears of laughter. Free stylin’ is my favorite thing now and thinking of Rocco busting dust to get down to the bar keeps me rollin in the aisles. Love you and this!
Tara he already did playgirl he was on the cover
When’s the next installment Sean I’m dyin to know what happened
Holy crap! Well, I think it’s time to put my Google to good use for once
WHAT?! No full nudie pics? Unacceptable! !!! (I hope like hell Sean ain’t reading these) haha
You are killin me with this!!!
My whole fam is waiting for the next chapter
Flannery, you’re killing me here! I need the rest of the story!!
Ok so we’re into 3 weeks of Puppy being trapped in the bathroom. Next, please!
I love this story, can’t wait for the next installment and hope it never ends. On a side note you should totally open a HBJJ in Florida, would love my son to learn from the best and not sure the locals are in that category. Btw, we have nice beaches for surfing. Lol.
HEY MR. FLANERY IVE BEEN WAITING A AWFUL LONG TIME FOR THE NEXT UPDATE AND I CANT WAIT ANY LONGER MAN YOUR MAKING ME SO ANXIOUS HERE UPDATE SOON PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD
It’s been a month. We’re dying. Now I know how Reedus felt!
Merry Christmas, by the way. 🙂
Love this!!
Haha he just likes to make us squirm like Reedus, classic Flanery but I’m sure after the holidays settle down he’ll hit us with it, right?? Can’t wait!! Hope your holidays have been great, on to the New Year!!!
i hope you had a great Christmas and that you have an awesome New Year! But I have got to say I am starting to feel like an old shirt in the back of the closet, left hanging.
Sean. I am so glad that I bump into on your “shine…” !! I really like your texts and ways of thinking and writing and motivation to make changes and way of looking at life !!!! You’re amazing !!
ps- all the best in 2015 !! A.
Hahahaha I love reading these so much. They are like therapy for me. Pure fucking comedy Hahaha I was running onetime at the gym reading this on my phone and i almost fell off and hurt myself from laughing. I need the next part! LMAO oh Nahmannn
This is killing me! I have to know what happens. Thanks so much for the laughs I needed it!
Waiting not-so-patiently for part 5!
So wanting to see how this ends!! I’m laughing so hard!! Come on, Flannery…end our suffering!! 🙂
part 5, Please? Pretty Please?
Hi Sean, surfed in the WWW und stranded coincidentally on your homepage/blog = 🙂 !!
Fortunately your “Stein / homie ” seems to have an exeptionally good sense of humor….
Although one can buy almost everything nowadays for money ,true friendship is only given as a present, precious & priceless…so please, save that poor guy a.s.a.p.;-)
Sean ….when part 5 ?? I am looking forward 🙂 !!!
Storytellings are brilliant….fantastic 😛 (!)
DUDE!!!! Where is the rest?!?!?! We’ve been waiting for months! please please please finish it! talk about a tease!
Sean thank you so much for meeting me at the comic con in Albuquerque! You are a handsome guy with a great heart! I enjoyed your conversation with me! And how funny you really are! When I saw your face looking at me for the first time my jaw just dropped and I got very excited! Your stories are funny and you are funny!;) if you ever want to call he your more than welcome to do that. I love you! You are a great actor Mwahh!;)
This is magic. Nothing could have ever prepared me, I’m in physical pain from laughing and I love it! Please, please rescue the poor man soon! Hope you’re having a sweet new year so far, I’m just over here anxiously awaiting part five.
This is absolutely hilarious. Cant wait to read part 5.
By the way….I read all of your post here…you ve changed my way of thinking…or no…let me correct mayself…you said things that i had known inside before. I ve felt it….but nobody here talked to me about it like that.
I agree about what u said about the more and more becoming worse situation to raise up kids…here in Germany it s the same as in the USA. It s impossible to care for a child like 25 years ago. Also here mum´s and dad´s have to work a lot. Kids become more and more aggressive….uninteressted….lonley and fat… there s nobody that cares for them….and even if theres money for a nanny…..it s not the same.
Lot s of them are sitting at home watchin this mostly stupid shit on TV.
I m not a mum yet….I am 28…so I ve got time for that later. But even if I would have found my Mr. Right…I would be afraid to get a child….on point because of this damned situation.
I also agree to your other points…and I decided to stop smoking, to care for myself. I promise it. To myself and to you and all other readers here.
Additionally I´m going to quit my work in a supermarket to the end of Febrary, where I would become sick, if I´ll stay longer there. U know, there s a wrong relation between paying and how much I give. Additionally it ´s impossible to do my Handelsfachwirtin (donˋt know, what s the translation of it, some kind of study) next working 45 hours the week (got a 30 hours contract….). I get a better job, also as a retailer, but a better paied one next to my home, where I don´t have to do 180 extra hours in 5 month to make sure that my department is well. I am one of those people that do their little extra at work every day…but some bosses are abusing that.
Now I got a boss that offers a future to me. Will start the on 1. March :-).
Your blog is a inspiration for me. I appreciate reading it.
Iˋm German, so my English isn t as well as yours, but I hope that u see what I wanted to tell.
Best wishes to you and Reedus. Love both of you. Perhaps you are no (real) saints…but for me you are like angels.
love it! Can’t wait for part 5! Sean, when will that be? The suspense is torture!
Oh….my comment has been deleted. 🙁 . Why? Spend some time in it and said nothing worse.
Oh….Now I can read the comment, which I had been thought of, that it has been deleted…so please ignore the last one…i would delete it, if I would be able to ;).
Really quit smoking today like promised. Had thrown the ashtray and everything else to the waste. It s hard….but i will go on in beeing abstinent to it. 🙂
Flannery! We need closure my brother! What happened to the “Stein?”
I can’t believe this is true. But i”m waiting for the next part Sean…
This sunday is my bday, a nice present would be great… i’ll be aĺone. Nothing and nobody around.
Great 32nd bday.
Ï begged Norman by TUMBLR private message to whatsapp me on my bday incl my phonenumber. ( karinwillbite)
Several times…
Anyway.
I’ve waited til next year for the next part of this…. 🙁 I need a good laugh man
When do we get to hear more, sir?
This is amazingly hilarious and made my day! You are the best story teller Sean! Can’t wait for part 5!! 🙂
Seriously, I have been checking this site waiting for the ending. Why do you have to keep us waiting?mits like the season end of a show. Waiting and hoping it will come soon.
Would be great to get the rest of the story soon.
Update much? You might have figured out the END to your story before you strung along fans.
“I’VE WANTED YOU EVER SINCE THEN… WHEN YOU BLEW UP THAT DRUGGIE WHORE’S CAT!” OMFGAWD SEAN!!! That’s PRICELESS!!!
Need part 5!! PLEASE!
My daddy has become ill. Very ill. He collapsed at work. He felt down. His head has broken and there are a lot or spaces in his brain that started to bleed. Because of the aspirin which he had to take because of the stands in his heart it was impossible to quit the bleeding.
Since thurssay he is sleeping by propofol…on Monday they want to quit giving that. The doctor said, he doesn’t think, that my daddy will wake up then. Perhaps in a few weeks or month…he thinks.
I am so sad.
My best friend drove me the 600 km to my family. Now, I am here for my sister. She s not that tough one, u know. I have to care for her. She s the older one. But she s my little sister. My mum was never like a mum should be, additionally, now, she s completely shocked…so she s no hold…more she needs some hold.
I was at my dojo when my sister called me.
I am new at the dojo. After quitting smoking I decided to start something for my body and my soul. Read about your bjj school and decided to do some self defense technics. So I find out ninjutsu and my dojo. There is a fitness studio included where I take courses to shape additionally.
When my sis called me, I broke down. People had to hold me. I love my daddy. But I fixed myself…two hours later I already was on the highway. That was on Thursday… Now it it saturtay to Sunday.
Now I am laying here in the bed of my sister…feels so empty inside me…but hey, now I can cry…because nobody’s here that could see it.
I am so tired….while I am still hoping that I am just dreaming.
Listen to The Blood of Chu……from TBS…that calmes me.
Dont know why I write this down here…perhaps because it feels safe here. For me it does.
come on part 5!!!!!! dying to read the rest
I got a fever…and the only prescription…is PART 5!!
P.S. The only thing that could make this story better is rope.
P.S.S. since meeting you in Indianapolis I have since discovered your incandescent blog–and watched Boondock Saints for the first time.
I love how life works! Every topic you’ve touched on in your posts is exactly what I’ve needed to hear recently. I just want to thank you for being you–the incredible rib-tickling, genuine, magnanimous person you are.
I’ll catch you on the flip side, wild cherry!!
P.S.S.S. I’ll be sure to bring you a cape and pineapple life savers next time I see you. I remember how much you love them 🙂
Cheers!
Captain, I know your busy, but 3 months of suspense is enough. Please post it. Or get that fang book out. Love you
Sean, I adore you endlessly. I have since I first saw ‘Powder.’ I always will.
That being said, it’s been almost 4 months. I hope everything is ok on your end. If not, however, I may have to hunt you down and hold you hostage in a bathroom, until I get part 5!
I’m with Susan and Diana! I hope all is ok. And I understand everyone needs sons time! But we’re dying to know how things turn out!
That is off the chart so wrong yet so funny. Keep going. I cannot wait to read more.
I can’t wait for part 5! Poor Reedenstein, will he ever be free from his closet???
CAN YOU PLEASE HURRY UP AND GIVE US PART 5???? THIS SHIT IS AMAZING!!!!
Awaiting part 5! I can’t wait to read it!
Sean,
Not sure if you will even see this, but I have to try, my friend is a HUGE fan of yours and has a giant crush on you.. And it’s my fault, I introduced her to you in the Boondocks movies and she’s been hooked ever since. Her birthday is June 6 and I know the perfect gift for her is a signed shirt from you… I’m buying the shirt, now it just needs your signature. You are always so amazing to your fans and I’m hoping you read this and answer me back… And I apologize for doing this here, I didn’t know another way to write you. My name is Gillian Reed and my email is [email protected]…. If other fans read this please help me give my friend an amazing gift…
Please tell is how it ends!!! PLEASE! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Flanery…… Bro…… I keep checking back for part 5. You are an awesome storyteller and I want to see how this one ends. MORE NOW…. pretty pretty please. Must remember my manners after all.
Oh my God, I love this–hilarious! Hope you’ll finish us off soon! Love your blog Sean, thanks for sharing with us!
When are we going to find out what happened to Norman? I know it’s going to end up with some awkwardness between Norman and Rocco. lol — visual bad, but that could just be me and where my mind goes. PS, more naked Sean cartoon pics please. (it’s the closest anyone is going to get) — tee-hee.
When will we get an update on Reedus. He’s been in the bathroom a long time. Love the blog! You’re awesome.
Ok Sean this is cruel!
What happened lolol Please…
Waiting Waiting waiting
Love you BTW
OMG! This is hilarious!!
Sean, Norman has got to love you for him to put up this torment! Does he do this to you too? It’s funny as hell. Fact is always funnier than fiction.
OH MY GOD!!! THIS IS SO CRAZY!!! Need part 5 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Must have part 5 of Reedus stuck in a sick fucker’s bathroom! Come on man, it’s been long enough, and must have more!
Poor Normie! Love it! I have not laughed that hard in months! Thank you for your devilish brain.
Love you
I can’t help myself sometimes!!!
This is beyond great…can’t wait to read more. Any chance part 5 will be coming soon? Love your blog, you are amazing!
Um, dood, where’s my part 5?
Wow never laugh so hard in my life and thought I would pee my pants as could not leave the laptop! U 2 are so funny and you should write your own script. I love u 2 guys you are so funny and I could see this all just like being there. keep up the great work and waiting for next chapter. Sean you and Norman are on my tweets so I can keep in touch. Thanks again for the laughs.
Holy Lord I stumbled upon part one on Twitter, this is hilarious. You’re f’n funny in writing, I think I hurt myself laughing. That’s awesome you guys are such good buddies in life. Fuckery like this can only be pulled off with the friends you know as well as yourself.
Very true!
Wait… Waht? There’s no part 5 yet? O.O
Oh Mah Gawd.
This is hilarious! ^w^
Oh my goodness poor Norman! But hey if you can’t pick on friends and family who you gonna pick on?
This is what happens when you talk about “chicks”. What is Reedus on that he thinks he is kidnapped?
Oh no nahman!!!
This is fucking hilarious!! I met u and Norman in Chicago. This is just priceless. I love how u tell stories Sean! Can’t wait for more!
Hey Sean,
I am from England and I have just read your blogs about The Adventures of Flanembaum and Reedenstein – completely hysterical. Huge Boondock Saints fan by the way.
Glad you’re enjoying. Stand by.
DUUUDEEE!! You motherf*cker, made me laugh as if it’s the damn last day on Earth! And those illustrations are hysterical! I could imagine every face reaction NAHMAN had while (I was) reading this. This isn’t done yet?? Please, give us an end to this masterpiece!!
Love you both!
P.S.: I’m from Argentina, so sorry if I made any grammar mistake, english is not my native language.
Glad you dig!
Wow, never expected a reply from you, haha! Yeah, after leaving that message I read the 5th part. Please, keep writting, you’re awesome!
I certainly will… and thank you!
I have laughed so hard!! I love you both!
I’ve laughed so hard that my belly hurts! I love both!
It get’s better!
HILAIR!
ious?
Oh my stars. This yarn that may, or may not be true, has made me laugh until there were tears, and has left me wanting more.
And while the Forensic Files was a nice choice, a cooking show would have really thrown him for a loop.
I was freestylin’ there! Had to think quick!
Keep it in mind for the next time. As I’m nearly certain there will be a next time.
Always!
I just spent my entire break reading this… Need part 5! Whhhaaaaatttttt hhhaaapppppppeeeennnsssssss?
Oh it got good… it got REALLY good!
. I,m checking about 3 times a week to see if its here yet. Please give us poor folk an ending before we (mainly me) go insane. xxxx
Oh, it’s coming… like you never DREAMED it’d come!
You were all reading my mind! I was just wondering last night what happened to the Stein’. Damn I miss the old convention days. The S*&% we pulled on each other doesn’t even come remotely close to or as awesome as this but it was hella fun. Cannot wait to read Part 5!
Also can’t wait to start reading Jane Two. Payday can’t come fast enough!
I look forward to your thoughts!
I just had the pleasure of just finishing the audio book version of Jane Two. Sean Patrick Flannery gave a riveting performance creating a connection with the reader and drawing them in. A must read coming of age story in a time when life was simpler, your dog was your best friend, you listened to your Granddaddy’s advice, nothing was better than your Schwinn Stingray, chocolate ice cream and Jane Two jumping on the trampoline in her back yard. His story telling brought me back to a nostalgia reminiscing of a childhood in a time past with a bittersweet love story wrapped up into one. You live through Mickey’s eye during his happy childhood days and through the heart wrenching times going into young adult and adult life. Bring the box of tissues with you as you love, laugh and cry along with Mickey during his adventures of life.
Of course I screwed up typing your name. Don’t worry I got it correct for my Audible review. lol :}
Ha! That’s okay… everyone does! And thank you!
Thank you for the kind words. I’m glad you enjoyed!
Fact or fiction..I bow to the KING of pranks! Love the chaos thus far and can’t wait for the rest.
It’s coming!
The suspense is killing me! I keep rereading! Hilarious every time!
I’ll get back on it soon… but a couple needed a hand.
Sssssseeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaannnnnnnnnnn seriously dude you are killing me over here!!!!! My mind is making up tons of ridiculousness that could have ensued after this…… like an above comment says I have re-read these (to others) several times and it’s still difficult for me to get through with out busting up laughing!! 🙂 (Side note that has nothing to do with this: I’ve gone from a size 22 to a 14/16 since last July; thanks in part to motivation from some of your blogs. They help keep me pushing myself!!! ~ Honestly most if it has to do with my adventurous nature driving me to explore my new home, Colorado, and all the beautiful around me!) Thanks for just being your own weird self, I love it!
I love it… and congratulations!! Godspeed!
Gotta admit I found your blog through a link to this story.. and I love it. The story is just hilarious, and I can totally imagine you guys doing this, sort of akin to ‘Dude, where’s my Car? ‘ It literally had me howling with laughter, I cannot wait for the next chapter, and have recommended it to my friends. That being said, I was reading your other blog posts and they are incredibly inspirational. They’re perfect life coaching motivations and advice, particularly apt to where I find myself in life right now, stepping out of my comfort zone and going to the gym, living and not merely existing. Plus always gotta love a man who quotes The Princess Bride. so thank you for writing this awesome blog, I’ve found it at the perfect time in my life (I’m a fatalistic like that, I also believe that God/Gods/the universe help those who help themselves, they like to see effort ). Basically, this is awesome, update as soon as you can, and me and my friends hope to see you and Norman back at Walker Stalker con next year in London. You guys rock, even if watching your previous work now means I have to watch Saw 3D. if I see you at WSC you’re totally getting a bag ofor M&Ms, and skittles.
Very glad you like… and the update’ll come when you least expect it!
Just a thought, but are we going to have to start some type of Gotofund for Normans therapy? Lmao.
I too enjoyed the whole Forensic Files detail, however; my twisted brain automatically went to the classic scene in Silence of the Lambs……” I ate his liver with some fava beans and a nice chianti”.
These stories have made me cry with laughter. Thanks Sean. Cheers
Glad you dug!
this is just awesome and funny as hell!
Why thank you.
Part 5 yet? I see something about Visine but don’t know if it’s the follow up to 4.. Lemme know! Don’t want to read it and spoil the rest! This story made my day that much better! xo
Never mind I’m reading it lol keep them coming!!
Fucking priceless! This is how best friends act towards each other.
Holler holler.
Oh My Goodness i love reading this xD Sean you and Normen are the best i really can’t wait for part 5 lmfao! also i really enjoyed JaneTwo! You sir are awesome and a great writer i hope to get my book sign by you someday and meet with you in person!
Why thank you!
Leave us hanging here……..Leave Reedenstein captured in the loo or ‘john’ or the shitter. how could you leave your younger brother in there. How could you be so mean to your little brother, your sweet, innocent little brother, who has more dirt on you than you have on him????
…coming!!
WTF??? Flanery! How could you just leave us hanging like this? I can’t stop reading it now, OMG, Dude, it is getting better each part, please, please, please continue.
Oh, I will… like you never dreamed!!!
Promises, promises!!!
Keeping us hanging just like BDS…We gonna have to wait 10 years for part 5? Came across this by complete happenstance. I’m sick with the flu so I stayed in bed watching both BDS movies. Then I’m thinking…it’s almost the 10 year anniversary of the second movie. Perfect timing for the 3rd. So I go searching for information on that and find this. You have a way with words and make it very easy for the reader to visualize what you’re writing. But damn, it’s been over 3 years since the last installment. I’m anxious to read the conclusion.