Norman Reedus Is STILL Lost. And time is of the essence. Please start by clicking>>>> HERE if you’re just now joining the search… for PART ONE.
… “VISINE!!”
That’s all I heard coming from my phone as I was once again pressed against the headboard in full freestyle. I had to go retrieve it to respond as I had propped it up facing the bathroom door with the video camera going in preparation for his escape.
Me: “Say again Stein.”
Reedenstein: “VISINE… I need some fucking visine too, to wash away what I just saw that fucking sicko do.”
I swallowed a snort of laughter with everything I could and tried my best to be “there” for him in this trying time.
Me: “Talk to me, Stein… what’d you see?”
Reedenstein: “He wasn’t alone! Jesus-God, PLEASE hurry, man! Boots just got rear ended by some dood in nothing but socks… fucker must’ve been here & hiding behind the curtains the whole time. Did it right outside this door.
Me: “Not following, homie. Did what?”
Let’s revisit… shall we? To 10 minutes prior.
Reedenstein: “Socks crept up behind Boots while Boots was standing on the other side of this door… and Socks just threw it straight in his… in his… OH, GOD!!!!!!
I simply couldn’t contain a humongous “BLAAAAAAAH!”… but I cut it off with another pillow gag straight onto my face, until I could regain composure. I had to focus. I couldn’t fuck it up this late in the game. Breathe, Baum! And breathe I did.
Me: “Okay Stein, stay calm… but if this sick fuck is capable of butt rape, then I need you to laser focus on our exit strategy and be ready to bolt when the gauntlet rolls past.”
Reedenstein: “Wasn’t rape, homie. Boots didn’t even protest. I was trippin’ on Boots, but clearly Socks is running’ the show. Socks crept up behind him & I just heard a moan… then socks threw him out! No cuddling… no nothing. “
Me: “Hmm, what kinda moan? The bear from Grizzly Adams, or more of a Fonzie moan like when he was thirsty for the Polaski twins… or better yet, Pinky Tuscadero?”
Reedenstein: Whoa! Damn, remember Leather, Pinky’s sister?… SO hot! And that zipper… straight down to ground zero! Suzi Quatro… that chick was filthy before people truly understood a nice level of filth.
Me: “No… Ashley, bro! You KNOW she was a closet little dirty girl, the way she just hiked up that ‘good girl’ poodle skirt and slammed her ass down on the back of Fonzies rumbling Triumph!”
Reedenstein: “SO dirty! God, she reminds me of that story you told me about Tulia Shebert from 7th grade… Was she the one who stuck her finger in…”
Me: “No, that was Twyla. Remember, I told you, Tulia was the first one to grab my…
Reedenstein: “… HOLY SHIT, I just heard something!! Somebody’s outside… just mumbled something.”
It was Rocco, who was staying right across the hall. I heard the click of his door opening, followed by an “ooh, these are nice!”, and I knew Rocco had found the boots and was on his way to the bar.
Reedenstein: “Could you hear it through the phone? Who was that?”
Me: “No idea, homie… but let’s focus up and get you…
But I knew the Stein was processing things and would inevitably recognize Rocco’s voice, so I had to quickly divert his attention to an event SO traumatizing that it would simply erase the few seconds of memory leading up to it. Yeah, I watch a lot of Dateline… the victims ALWAYS say the same thing about the moments leading up to a horrific event… that they remember NOTHING. Dateline. That shit comes in handy.
Me: “OH MY GAWD!! You’re not gonna believe this.”
Reedenstein: “What? WHAT?? WHAT am I not going to believe??”
And I actually had no idea… but I knew I had focus and throw something substantial at him! I tried to drown out Vince Shlomi, who was now on the TV… and pretty close to selling me on a ‘Slap Chopper’. My GOD this guy was good. I don’t even know how to turn on my microwave, but this guy had me wanting to whack out a 9 course salad. “Fettuccini, Linguini, Martini, Bikini!” I had to think fast. So fast I thought.
Me: “Okay, I’m in the lobby right now, and they have CNN on one of the TV screens, and you won’t believe what I’m reading on the ticker tape.”
Reedenstein: “Give it to me, Holmes!”
Me: “Okay, I’ll just read it straight from the screen. It says… and I’m quoting here: ‘all of metropolitan Nashville has been effectively shut down, as the search for who the public are now calling “Back Door Boots” continues. Just tonight, two victims have already been found in two separate hotel rooms in downtown Nashville. The first victim, who’s name has not been released, was found deceased on a bed of M&M’s with SEVERE trauma… to the BALLOON KNOT!”
Reedenstein: “HOLY FUCK, please get me outa’ here, homey! Wait a minute… did it really say balloon knot?”
Me: “Yeah, bro… CNN’s not pulling any punches with this psycho. But, it goes on. Listen to this: ‘The second victim was found completely naked and in the fetal position with a half eaten Skittle in his mouth and the words ‘RedBull’ scribbled on the bathroom mirror in what appears to be lipstick. He apparently died from blunt force trauma that was directed mainly at the victim’s RUSTY SHERRIFF’S BADGE!!”
Reedenstein: “AHHHHGHGHGGWEEEGH!!!!!
ME: “Stein, you okay?”
I can hear him shuffling around in the bathroom, with the water in the sink turning on… then off.
Reedenstein: “Yeah, homie. I just threw up all over the place. I KNEW that’s what he wanted, man! That sick fuck… FUCK YOU, YOU BACK DOOR PEICE OF SHIT!!! FLANERY’S COMING!!!!”
Me: “We gotta make it quick, Holmes. Ooh, wait. They’ve got a badass cop on the screen now & he’s talking. Okay, listen to this. They have the volume down, but I’ll read the closed captioning. It say’s: ‘This is Detective Harry Callahan reporting from the American Nihilist Underground Society. We have it on good authority that the bandit previously made a public claim that his mission was a trilogy, and that his trinity of victims would end with a huge deposit right in the ‘PRISON PURSE’! It seems he’s planning on ‘deputizing’ a total of 3 Starfish on this evening of violence.”
Reedenstein: “GGHhHHHHWEEEEAWWWWWWGURGGGGGGAAWWWW!!!!!!”
Me: “Let it all out, brother. I know you hate it, but all this vomiting may just keep you alive. Now, let’s focus. They’ve just removed me from the lobby and sent me back to our hotel because of the city-wide lockdown, but I’ve got a guy that’s going to meet you out front in a…”
I immediately go to the photos on my phone and scroll to the first pic of the Stein that I find. It’s of me & Reedus at a strip club called “The Hiccup” from our trip to Prague… (which is a story for a NEVER time). I quickly crop myself out and save it. Then I open up my Uber app, go to my profile, change my photo to one of the Stein’s and call for a car to my location. A red Toyota Yaris comes up as available & headed my way with a wonderfully happy looking Indian driver named ‘Siddarth’… arrival time, 6 minutes.
Me: “…red Toyota Yaris. His name is Sid… and he’s my homeboy. He’ll bring you in, bro. Trust Sid… he’s like a NAVY SEAL.”
I throw on the mute button again, pickup the house phone and quickly dial Sid’s number.
Me: “Sid, listen to me very carefully. When I see your car, I will hop in immediately. Please take me around the block one time and drop me off right where you picked me up. DO NOT mention that we’ve spoken. I have a medical condition, and will have forgotten that I made this call by the time you arrive… and it will just confuse me. My condition is called ‘The Devil’s Onion Ring”. You can look it up. If you do this precisely… I will rate you at 5 stars!”
Siddarth: “I can do for you Mr. Shan! Only this and no never mention for me this condition of ‘Onion’.”
Me: “Oh, one more thing. Can you call me “my little tortuga” when you see me? I had one in an empty aquarium when I was a kid and my sister flushed him. Never really got over it.”
Siddarth: “Oh, no… My sad heart is going through the cammode. I can do for this yes.”
Me: “Thank you, Sid… and Godspeed. Oh, WAIT… can you leave the phone on? My girlfriend here is worried about me taking an Uber with some random driver. So, also for that 5 star… just set your phone down on the seat and let her listen here from her end, you know… to make sure you don’t assault me.”
Siddarth: “I am never for assault Mr. Shan, no never-never. But, woman can listen me always. I have nothing for the hidden.”
Me: “Sid, you rock balls, homie!! See you in a few!”
As soon as I hung up, a knock comes on the door… “housekeeping!”.
Reedenstein: “Homie, they’re here! I’m gonna make a run. Pray for me, bro!”
Me: “No need, Stein… it’s already been written. Your page count doesn’t stop tonight… not on my watch! SPRINT… then get in Sid’s car… He’ll take you back to our hotel… and God willing, Rocco will have a couple Bull’s with your name on them… and I’ll meet you there. Godspeed, Holmes!”
Reedenstein: “Um… I’m scared, homie… scared he’ll catch me!”
Me: “Okay, I want you to listen to me very carefully. Your legs are springs… STEEL springs, and they will hurl you down that hall as FAST AS A LEOPARD!! So tell me, Stein… how fast will you run?”
Reedenstein: “… Damn, homie… that was good.”
Me: “I SAID, HOW FAST WILL YOU RUN?”
Reedenstein: “Um… AS FAST AS A LEOPARD, HOMIE!!”
Me: “THEN LET’S SEE YOU DO IT!!”
And with a SLAM, the front door flew open, and in came the rollaway, straight down the hall. The housekeeping lady screamed as the Stein bolted out of the bathroom with a little squeaky ‘yelp’ and raced down the hall. It probably didn’t help that she found me solo sock freestylin’ on the bed with only the remote in my hand. But, she was committed, so she just kept right on pushing it straight to the window.
Art by @4EveRain
She then turned to me and said “will that be all, sir?” At this point, even the Russian judge would’ve given me a perfect ’10’ for my Sharon Stone/Basic Instinct leg adjustment as I waited an uncomfortably large amount of hollow & silent seconds just staring at her until I finally replied with “sure honey… you’ve done enough for the night. I trust you can let yourself out?” … and she was gone with a barely audible “lord have mercy” as I waited to hear the door click shut. And there he was again, with “I do have mercy, my son… but will stop my supply to you immediately if you do not stop traumatizing your dear friend this very moment.”
Me: “No, Sus… that wasn’t me! That was the housekeeping girl. I’ve always had an abundance of mercy from you. I don’t need any extra.”
But he was insistent. “We all need ‘extra’, my son. And although I am now getting confused as to who is who in your little orchestrated chaotic adventure… sometimes a request arises from a source that needs not. But, I am the ‘Sus, and will place my response where needed, regardless as to the requester. Show the Stein mercy, for he is your brother… or I will show you none.”
Me: “I understand, lord. I’ll wrap this up immediately. In fact, I have my friend Sid waiting out front as we speak-“
But the ‘Sus knew better, and he hit me with, “Oh, stop it with the ‘Sid’ crap… he’s a fucking Uber driver, you moron. But I WILL tell you THIS… maybe he’s not. And maybe the lesson you feel you’ve taught someone else, is really for you.”
Oh, shit!! Man, the ‘Sus can sure speak in riddles when he wants to.
Me: “Amen, sir! I’m on it.”
And then she peaked her head back around the corner staring at me, and I realized that I’d never heard the door close.
Her: “Um… who were you just talking to?”
I tried to care if she thought I was crazy… but I just couldn’t muster any.
Her: “Okay, never mind then. One question though… was that who I think it was that just escaped from your bathroom?”
Hmmm. I knew I only had a 7,317,000,000 to 1 shot at this… but what the hell.
Me: “Well, not if you’re thinking it was Tony Danza.”
Her: “…why would I be thinking it was Tony Danza?”
Me: “For the same roulette wheel reasoning that I’m denied access to your thoughts.”
Her: “Um… I’m not following.”
Me: “I’m not meant to be followed, sugar.”
Her: “Well, I think Tony… I mean, ‘Not Tony’ dropped this.”
And she held up the holy GRAIL of ‘fuck with Stein’ tools; The Norman Reedus cell phone.
Me: “Put it to your ear & listen.”
I could tell that she doubted every fiber of my character, but she placed it on her ear anyway. So, I slowly raised mine to my lips like Kirk giving life saving instructions to Spock… and whispered:
Me: “Go lock the door, honey… I’ve got a job for you.”
She was analyzing her risk to reward ratio. But then she nodded. And as she turned for the door, I heard Sid’s voice coming over the receiver of the house phone… so I picked it up.
Sid: “Misses Shan! I have phone on seat next just as Mister is telling me do. If you can hear… I am plan to taking the care of his Mister for you no assaulting never-never. Ooh, here he’s coming now limping. OVER HERE!! HELLO MY LITTLE TORTILLA!!
I can hear Sid’s car door open and slam and the Stein breathing heavily.
Reedenstein: “Please tell me you’re Sid!”
Sid: “I am yes I am the Sid. What is the happen your knee is making bloody?”
Reedenstein: “Just drive… PLEASE!!”
When I looked up, she was standing over me right next to the bed, awaiting instructions… with the Stein’s phone in her delicate palm… and a look of lust, question, and disdain in her eyes.
Me: “Okay, Sugar… let’s get started.”
Art by Yunico @ghost02791
What happened to the Stein’s KNEE? Will Norman Reedus ever get back to the hotel?? Will Siddarth get disconnected??? What will happen if I pull the string on the back of ‘Her’ apron????
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As always… Godspeed, Godbless, and SHINE… until tomorrow.
-Sean Patrick Flanery
THIS IS AMAZING!!! You sir are a legend. You need to make this into a book. I couldn’t stop laughing.
I can’t wait to hear what happens. Poor Norman, I hope this didn’t scar him for life. I just love your stories, they always make me smile 🙂 Shine on Captain!!
Oh man this is gold! poor Normie!!
can’t wait for the next one Sean!
Oh Lord, have mercy. LOL. This was awesome! Loved it Sean!
OMG! Another cliffhanger! C’mon Sean, lol! You’re killing me, but really this was great and the pictures really give it that extra touch. You rock. Shine on my friend…
Man, you are a hoot!! Funniest thing, I think I have ever read!!!!
Beyond brilliant…only thing better would be video.
I can’t remember the last time I laughed so hard, I had tears running down my face! these several installments of the Reedy Chronicles locked in the bathroom have been absolutely hilarious! I can’t wait to hear the conclusion of this story! and yet in the midst of all this, you have so many of us jealous of a Hotel housekeeper!!! Another great story Sean, thank you for sharing and can’t wait to hear the end!!!!
Sean you are fantastic!! Thank your for sharing the awesome story its the best!!!
You are so broken…and I love you more and more all the time. 🙂
Oh Sean this story has me on the edge of my seat
This is to good to be true.. I’m conflicted – I feel bad for poor Norman but in awe of your ninja prank skills . Love it and LOVE you!!!!!!!
THAT WAS AMAZING! So glad it’s not over yet!!! I’m not ready for that!
By far the best blog there is! ❤❤
This is amazing. So hilarious.
So you are getting some sweet time while poor Reedenstein drives around the block?
Please let this be true!
Please let this be true!
Please let this be true!
Please let this be true!
Please let this be true!
Please let this be true!
Please let this be true!
Please let this be true!
Please let this be true!
I am definitely enjoying this! It is amazing!
I like the way your writing creates images in my head O:-)
Buuut, I should have known, there’ll be another part (^_-)
Thank you, Sir! For EVERYTHING!
#ShineUntilTomorrow
This is too good, but ANOTHER cliff hanger, arrrrgh!!! Here’s hoping the “Stein” gets you back even better 😉
Spoon freakin funny! Needs to be a movie
Oh Sean sometimes I wonder what goes on in that head of yours….Norman is gonna flip when he finds out and that miss lady lucky girl your keeping all of us on our toes….
HAHAHA!!! EPIC as Always…..And Tease is too gentle a word for you, what are you trying to do to us,Good GOD!!!! You know exactly what we like and you play on that so well, why am I more concerned with “HER” and what’s gonna happen there than I am with Reedus lol, I think we may all need cold showers now, please say we aren’t going to wait too long for the next part cause that would be PURE torture, Wait? What am I saying? It’s YOU, it’s Flanery, you love to torture us….BRAVO!! Til Next Time…BUT not TOO Long….Now for a re-read…..
Worth the wait Captain….OMG…I didn’t think it could get any crazier- lmao 🙂
I was quietly sitting at my desk at the animal hospital I work at, just reading when I suddenly spit caramel mocho frappacino all over the freaking place!! Working where I work can be hard sometimes with sick puppies and the like but this made my day. Thanks Sean!! xoxoxx
Bro. That shit is hilarious. I think you may be as full of it as I am hahaha take it easy
S’funny stuff dood. I laughed…and laughed.
Never heard of a rusty sheriff badge…until now. This story is too funny. Poor Norman.
What can i say? “I love you and your sick sense of humor” just about covers it. I can hardly wait for the finale but kinda hate to see it end at the same time!
The story is awesome. You are an evil genius. Poor Norman.
I swallowed my snort of laughter the whole time!!! 🙂 So F%$#ing funny, can’t wait for the epic ending!!
This just gets better and better.
Oh Sean, so twisted!!! I love it. Can’t wait for the next for the end.
Soo….are we going to hear about The Hiccup???!
Lol!! Awesome sauce!
You are a horrible, horrible man.
I so wish I was there to help. This is EPIC.
Sean, that´s really amazing! Aprecciated reading this part soooo much!
Can´t wait to read the next one! Poor Reedenstein…but it´s toooooo funny. What about the Prague-Story^^ sounded interesting,,,hmm^^:-)…what do we have to do, to make u tell it to us???:-)
BTW->Great news: Daddy cures…he remembers me, he missed a few years…but doctors said, perhaps memories will come back …and he is actually on a good way. He is learning to speak and to walk again.
Now I am Non-Smoker:-) Didnt started again during the hard times.
Your shiners communitiy (Sunny) hold me and cared for me in the toughest time I had in my life until today. Thank U.
Sorry, laughing over this chapter, I meant, I can’t wait to see how this ends.
I NEED to know if REEDUS is reading this! Not WANT to know, NEED to know!
This was amazing very well done can’t wait for the next one.
Loved it!!! Can’t wait to read to the fam!!
Holy crap. LOVIN IT!!!!!! You’re amazing!!!! I can’t wait for more…..Shine on Dear one
Please tell us after part 6, what Reedus did to you for taking revenge!!! He must have been freaked out! But I wonder why Reedus didn’t get suspicious while hearing ‘Cop Harry Callahan’. Dirty Harry on TV!!!!!
I love this Reedenstein story. Please hurry up!!!
Great visuals, sir. Can’t wait for the rest of the story.
You are such a bad ,bad boy, Sean! But I am loving this story!
Hilarity ensues!
I hope you tell us in part 6 what Reedus did to you for taking revenge! He must have been freaked out!
I wonder why he didn’t get suspicious while hearing the ‘cop Harry Callahan’. Dirty Harry on TV!!!!
I love your Reedenstein story. Please hurry up for the epic conclusion!
OMG Sean, you’re killin me smalls! This is hilarious, I didn’t think it could get any funnier but you have outdone yourself! Poor poor Reedenstein! Can’t wait to read the next chapter.
The starfish, oh holy night, THE STARFISH!!! I.love.you. That is all! <3
Love it pure genius , and the maid can’t wait for the rest.
Good lord in heaven, Sean!!!! FINISH IT! 🙂 🙂
Sean, I do believe you are never going to end this story, which is just fine with me. What an wonderfully funny story…But please, can we have the next chapter sooner rather than later? AND…will be be able to buy any prints of this amazing artwork? Wow.
This should be a movie!
You’re kidding.
You are an amazing story teller!!!! Thank you so much for sharing not only this continuing saga, but all of your posts are just amazing!!! Thank you!!!
LOL…This was awesome and LOVED the artwork!!! Please let the next installment come quickly!!!
I love all your stories, inspirations and thoughts. Though my man won’t read this story, you just made his day ;). Lawwwwwd indeed!!!
Oh lord Sean, this is so not to be read in public, I swear people are staring at me now as I laugh to myself XD. Some day I would love to hear Norman’s side of this story.
i’d love to hear his side, too!
That should be the sequel!
Ha! Normans side as the sequel. Brilliant!
that is awesome.. Can’t wait for the next one
Unbelievable….you are truly the master…take a bow!
Another magnificent entry. Can’t wait to read the rest!
Finally the CAPTCHA worked for me!
What an elaborate tale you weave!!! Will things turn salacious? Will your buddy figure out how you messed with him? Look forward to reading more
Love it, please don’t make us wait too long!
This is amazing!!! Can’t wait until the finale!
Laughter is the best medicine and this is just what the doctor ordered. You are an evil genius. Poor Norman.
The Sus works in mysterious ways, I tell ya, mysterious ways.
Oh Sean! That was EPIC!! I just couldn’t pull myself away from it and laughed so hard I started crying!! You are a PHENOMENAL storyteller hon! The things that pop out of your head and into print are mind boggling! LOVED every bit and was sucked in till the very end. CANNOT WAIT til the conclusion!! BEYOND HILARIOUS!!!
absolutely awesome as usual. You are one brilliant storyteller Sean. one day i will learn not to read these at work, laughing hysterically getting strange looks from my colleagues.
ROFL! This is genius!
Thanks
“Well, not if you’re thinking it was Tony Danza.” Is THE BEST answer EVER!!
I just can’t stop laughing!! Love the way you write, seriously! I’ve got some theories about how this will continue but please don’t make us wait toooo long ’cause my brain could just explode trying to figure this evil plot out!!
The housekeeping girl is my new hero! So cold blooded to come back and ask a naked man (with socks on) who he was talking to and if she saw who she saw..!!! I mean..whyyy??! Just leave it!! Even if it’s Sean Patrick Flanery..!!
And you Sean sure know something about improvisation and reaching your goals: no man alive could have taken this story so far without being caught! And I just looove this new aspect of Norman Reedus in complete panic! It is hylarious reading it from your point of view! We just have to remember that all this may or may not have happened!! Right?!
(Once again sorry..Bad English!)
This should be a mini series.
I’m not entirely certain where I came in on this thing…. but I’m looking forward to more. Looks like I need to go do some homework…. play catchup with the other guys and gals. Looking forward to where this might go… funny, funny stuff. More….. please?!?!?!
Then go back to part ONE!!!!!!!
This is so epic!!
Aaaaaah…..I missed this story, Sean. Thanks for adding a little more! Can’t wait for the conclusion!
What a great ending for my day… I spent all day on a movie set with no internet and I came home to this exciting chapter… I agree with Mama Watts… Please don’t make us wait too long for the next chapter!!!
Oh my lord!!! This is getting so good!! I’m always in tears from laughing so hard!! I have never been so into a story so much before! Like this is getting epic!!! I check to see if there is a new chapter added every day! This story is getting so good but I nearly die from excitement until we’re left with a cliff hanger!! Pretty impressive indeed!
Oh my goodness Sean you kill me, that was hilarious I can’t wait to read the next one. If this really happened I really feel bad for poor Norman, but it’s still funny as hell hahahahaha!!! I couldn’t stop laughing.
But, did Sid bring the Red Bull…..
Please take my money and put all these “may or may not be true” stories in a book.
I can’t even begin to describe the amount of giggles and laughter that took place while reading this. I can say my abs got a work out and now hurt. Epic! Purely epic!
Mr.Sean why you leave us hanging again. Your writing is epic. I laughed at loud so hard was stared at and asked if I was okay. Can’t wait for the next one.
Keep them coming, can’t wait for more!
Hey,
That was an excellent story, I want to finish it tho and I just signed up just now where do go to finish the rest of it. I was enjoying it so much until I got to the part where I signed up cuz now I gotta found out the rest of the story I went to the top right of the web site. I hope that’s the correct area for members. Can someone point me to the rest of the story?
Thanks so much
Click the link at the top of the blog for part 1!!!!
I’ll never look at Visine the same way again. And because of you, I looked up an old song I remember from back in the day….”Stumblin’ In” by Suzi Quatro. I hope to God I’m not the only one to remember that song. Thanks for the smiles, Sean. Much love and God bless.
I’m dying Sean, as I’m sure Norman thought he was I cannot wait for the conclusion, the anticipation is killing me!!! This entire series has me ROFLMFAO, you are the best I wonder, does Norman read your blog too? It’s epic, you should’ve wrote a book about all of your “experiences” together because I’ve never laughed and cried at the same time while reading a story!!!
Hey Sean,
Just wanted to ask: What is a ass security brazzer?
You are truly ,without a doubt artfully twisted in the most perfect way. I so wish we were neighbors! Everyone needs a good laugh. The world needs more laughter and you sir, are surely doing your part in making that happen. God love you! Thanks for making my night. Until the next part…Shine on.
Oh dear lawd, finish it lol! !!!
Oh my God Sean, your killing me. That is too hysterical. I can’t wait for more. Awwwww poor Norman, but I’m soooo loving this. Shine darlin!!
I check this page all the time for this story. So glad u continued it. I love it and is def my favorite thing to read before bed. Goodnight gorgeous !
Love love love this, cant wait for the finale!
LORD HAVE MERCY!!!
That was awesome Sean! You are such a brilliant writer. The artwork was amazing and you look stellar in just black socks. I want to hear what happens when you pull the string on the maid’s apron! The cliff hanger always gets me. I want more. Thank you for being a source of pure entertainment for the evening. 🙂 Keep on being the undeniably gorgeous human being that you are! Shine!!
This is funnier than most comedy movies. Can’t wait for the next installment.
Well written as always you have me waiting with baited breath for the next part. Weather true or not this is a great story which I am sure you have many that you could tell.
Brilliant! Can’t wait to hear the rest, love it!!!
Oh my. You are f*cking hilarious, I am so glad I peed before reading this, now to wait in anticipation for the rest of this awesome story. Dying to know what the poor housekeeper does and how she is handling u sitting naked on a bed.
I am finally able to read this! Although, I could have read it earlier today if someone would have just hit that Publish button a little sooner! Any who… So, let me get this straight. You aka Freestylin’ Flanery, Restroom Reedus, Boots AND Socks, Grizzly Adams, Fonzie, Pinky Tuscadero, Leather- Yes, she was hot! Some chick named Twyla, the Slap Chopper, a Balloon Knot, a Rusty Sheriff’s Badge (I had to verify that definition on the Urban Dictionary) AND a Prison Purse, Dirty Harry, “The Devil’s Onion Ring” diagnosis- WOW! A driver named Siddarth, which sounds oddly familiar to Darth Sidious- any relation? The Sus, a committed Maid, Tony Danza, a look of lust, question AND disdain with an apron?!?!?!?! LORD have mercy is right! My head is swimming in laughter and Freudian analysis. I’m gonna need a while to collect my thoughts before I give you a real comment. But don’t let that stop you from uploading the next episode. I’ll just sit right here…
Fantastic read as always. 🙂 Thanks for the laughs, Sean.
Captain you never fail to entertain! Laughed til I had tears rolling! So very well worth the wait!
I have another dumb question, I signed up to get the newsletters and other emails. Is that the same area for the membership sign up? If it’s not, then I don’t see any place else on the right. I looked at the blog and I see where you talk about Elvis and Martial Arts.
Thanks again and sorry to be a bother
It is!!! You are in!!!!
Thanks so much for your help, Sean! Your stories are hysterical!!! Like others have said, you should put a book out!!! 🙂
I really enjoy your stories, they make me laugh. I am always looking forward to what happens next. Keeps me interested always. Greay job, keep it up.
I’m still laughing!! I’ve read the entire series now 5 times!!!
I had the giggles so bad when I read this! People were looking at me like I was crazy! Maybe so, cuz this is crazy good! Lmao Solid gold Sean, solid gold
Absolute gold! You sure know how to tell a story, it’s a true gift! Can’t wait for what is sure to be an amazing conclusion.
I used to be a housekeeper! Wish this would have happened at my hotel! 😉
This was again very great. The best story of all time. I made me again almost in the pants.
I laughed so much. Thank you so much for this part. ♥
I…I…I just can’t even deal. This is too fucking funny!!!! Best 5 minutes of my morning. If only everyone else in my office knew why I was laughing like this. They just wouldn’t get it.
I am here, giggling and reading this story. It’s too good to be true. :’D Thank god, Norman is finally free! 😀 Amazing story!!
Whoa… slow down! He ain’t free yet. Well, from the turret at least.
Always with the cliff hangers lol. Drives me crazy and keeps me waiting lol. Hopefully not another couple months for the next one lol. But I love them, always a hoot reading them and makes my bad days better!
I love this story it is purely the most epic thing ever! I need this break from all of my school work and I got the laugh that I needed! Keep up the good work! The fact he hasn’t figured this out yet makes this even funnier! And behavior yourself lol 😉
OMG Cap! this is Epic but are you trying to torture us with another post? I love this story. you are a great writer with a dirty mind and I mean that as a compliment.
Can’t wait for the last part =]
Sean, you are out of control… Loving it! And the artwork is so fine.
Love Love Love this blog! where do you even find the time to come up with create these crazy stories! I’m sure they are super fun for you to do. Until your next post…keep shining!
This is amazing! Best thing in the internet! I could not stop laughing and now my mother thinks I’m even more crazy than normal. Lol
Oh my stars this is hysterical!!! I absolutely LOVE your shenanigans! I can’t wait to read the next chapter in this epic saga. 🙂
Heh, has Norman ever read this adventure?
I need to know what happens!!!!
Oh my god, my ribs! I’m dying! I. Can’t. Stop. Laughing.
Uncle Sean, you’re one sick puppy, but who would have it any other way? XD (It took me 17-19 years to figure out why you said “come give your Uncle Sean a hug” when you were messing with Norman at that wedding. XD I’m a bit slow, but you’re still funny, and now I can laugh about it…too. You’re also still adopted by me as my Uncle until you request otherwise.)
~Sunflower Tank-top and shorts/I hate my name/Call me Set now, please :3
Damn Sean! You’re perfect! Really! I couldn’t stop laughing! You really should put it in a book. I would buy it! Definitely! Greetings from Germany
Hahahahahahaha!!! Totally out of words for this new chapter events I’m missing air from my lungs for too much laughing XD (special mention to Roc and “ohh these are nice” line that I’ve totally read in his voice and almost seen his face – like all the rest tbh hahaha!-)
This story is just…..wait for it…..legendary! Always brightening up my day with these blogs. Wiether its insperation or comedy always a good read.
If only to be that maid. <3's
Brilliant! Absofreakinglutely brilliant!!!!
Why is it every time I profess my love of Sean my comment ends up missing? So weird.
Now it shows up! wth? This is tripping me out.
I love the Gallipoli reference. Love love. Hadn’t thought of that in a long time.
You may be the only one!!
Read this in my cube at work… not the best idea. Funny stuff, Flanery.
You should not only write these stories – I want to hear them with your voice performing it!
You should do a show telling all your stories.
I could listen to you forever!
But you are talking so fast!!! I’m not a native speaker, I’m from Germany and it’s not easy to follow you! I watch a lot of You Tube videos over and over again to understand every single word!
Love it!
I just want to say THANK YOU for connecting the whole world!
You and Norman maybe have no idea how much influence you have!
It is so great getting to know so many people through Twitter, Instagram or Facebook because we are fans of you. Only the different time zones are stupid!
We are one big crazy family and we all love you!
The best thing is meeting the people behind these small profile pics in personal at a convention.
No matter how old we are – Teenager or 50- we all feel the same.
And this is an amazing experience!
Just want to say THANK YOU!
Er….mah…..gerd…..this just keeps getting better and better! THIS needs to be a movie with daring escapes, poison skittles, and seductive boot/sock men! Perhaps as a bonus feature on the DVD release of Boondock Saints 3?? (HINT, HINT, HINT!) Absolutely brilliant, Sean! Thanks for the continued smiles and shine on!
I started to read the whole story once again and I just couldn’t stop laughing! My BFF back in Hungary is curious too so I started to translate the story for her part by part. (Hope, you don’t mind…?) I think you got a new fan 😉 And the illustrations are amazing too, congrats to the artists! Keep writing and don’t let us wait for so long! Have a nice time xx
Yes, the artwork is amazing… and hope it lands well in Hungary!!
Be sure, my BFF loves it, I can’t be fast enough in translating (your vocabulary is pretty hard to be translated into Hungarian…) and she shares it with others too! Have a nice day! 😉
I’m very glad!!
As always a great Story. Exciting, funny and simply epic and again I laughed heartily. You really should write a book, or you can film your stories! With the two of you in the lead role.
I’ll get on it now!!
This has to be one of the most poetically orgasmic comedies I have ever read. I can’t wait for the next chapter! Thank You.
Being visually minded, can I just say that I almost pissed my pants reading this…OMG, you are hysterical…dying laughing…tooooooo damn funny…
Love this story i can totally visualize in my mind i am so LMAO love it thanks for putting a smile on my face
I waited forever r my crazy busy week to over so I could read this delightful, adventurous, nail biting story! I knew it would put a smile on my face & make this weekend even better! I CANNOT wait for the rest but thank you Sean for making my day better for this awesome story!! ❤️❤️
Sean,
This is awesome. I peed a little reading it because this is one of the best pranks I’ve ever heard of and you did it cold! Kudos! Can’t wait to read the ending!
Cheers!
Cheers!
Sean my friend!, you are amazing! I love you as an actor and as a book writer. You have so much talent and so much love to give to your fans. When I met you at the New Mexico convention center here in Albuquerque at the comic con my heart was pounding for you and only you! I thought about writing my own book.
You’re straight up silly, I like that in a person. I am assuming he retaliates at some point…?
Oh my god Sean! This was amazing! Just got the chance to read it today and it was fantastic! Your storytelling skills get better with every update and twist and turn to this story!!! Greatest thing ever to end my 18th birthday with!! Thanks for sharing!!
I haven’t read to my son in a very long time, he came in from work, “hey Ma, got more on that Reedus, Flanery story”? We have been sharing the laughs that have been greatly needed lately! Thank you Sean, you helped us “Shine”! Much love and respect, blessings.
Glad y’all enjoy!
Shaun, I knew that your story telling abilities were legendary, but you have outdone yourself. LOL This is beyond great. I just wonder….Has Norman read it? I can mentally see the redness creeping up into his face and that grin taking over. You are the king sir….I bow to you.
This is hilarious. I look forward to the next chapter. Btw you were about two inches away from owing me a new keyboard. I almost spit water on it when I got to the part where you realise that he was in your bathroom….
I’d have done the same with a mouthful as I was running down that hallway!
You sure up a lot of energy into this haha I almost feel bad for reedus but then again Im sure there’s a happy ending. Does he read these?
ROFL….I was laughing so hard my son and my cat were looking at me as though I had lost it. Oh what I wouldn’t give to spend ten minutes in that crazy, devious, fookered mind of yours….the things I – we could plan. LOVE IT!
Until next time! 😉
Too freaking hilarious…please don’t make us wait as long as last time…I am dying to know what happens next <3
This is hilarious! I have laughed so hard reading this story I teared up and maybe even peed a little! Awesome story Sean thanks for the laugh.
I finally read your story just now!! Sorry I didn’t read it sooner I’ve been in a slump lately…when I’m in one of those moods where I just put things off until later.like I’ll say I’ll get to it later… u know one of those days, or weeks I should say… Anyways I love this story! It’s got heart,style& most of all laughter! & it takes a lot for me to laugh but this was frigging hilarious! Love it, love it!! It was worth the wait, I can’t wait to see what happens next!! Thx for the laughs Sean I definitely needed a good laugh, so thank you!! 🙂 <3
Glad all’s better!
My BFF LOVES the story and demands for more… Me too. Please. 🙂
I designed a bit the Hungarian version of the story, if you want to see it, just ask me. 🙂
Have a niiice day. xx
FINALLY got to read! I absolutly LOVE how I got an Email saying “Tara” something or other about reading the new chapter. I was tickled to death.
P.s. watching the boondock Saints 2. My 10 year old son loves em. I knkw they are a bit violent, but what the hell, the violence was for a good cause haha
O Captain, my Captain! This is freaking hysterical! C’mon Flanery, out with the rest of it…let’s go!
Very funny stuff, man! Does Norman help you write this? I have my theories of how this story ends…I guess I’ll have to wait to find out!
My god! This was sooo funny my mom is probably thinking, I’m possesed right. Nice job ur like the ultimate master prankster kudos to you.
Love it ❤✌
Lol I’m soooo loving this story!!! Please don’t make us wait so long for the next installment though!!!
ha! I’m looking forward to reading the rest of this. Comedic gold. Would type more but the tears from holding in my laughter (fambly is TRYING to watch T.V.)… can’t see keys well..
holy crud.
Harry Callahan, seriously?!!! I’d have thought that would’ve set off red flags in his mind. You’re an ace at what u do sir. A pure evil genius. Wish I was that housekeeper tho.
Dude, it’s not nice to leave folks hanging. You goal for this lazy Sunday is to finish and post “the rest of the story”.
I hope you tipped that housekeeper!!!!
Omg I was cracking up just picturing how hilarious this all played out! I can’t wait to read more and the artwork was great!! Haha 😉
I have to subscribe now since you’ve decided to hold the ending hostage. Boots & Socks, Fonzi, Leather Tuscadero, Tony Danza, Dirty Harry, prison purse…it’s all too good. I have to run and subscribe… as fast as leopard
This is fabulous!! The pictures just push it over the top! Poor Norman.. If he’s scarred he can always com lay his head upon my busom (snort)
I must have part three now!! Please and thank you! _
Oh.. And the “leak” on twitter? Fabulous idea! I’m psyched!
Oh God!!! you are awesome!!!! poor Reedenstein!!!! poor poor man… heheheheh… I want to know the outcome of this!!!! cool!!!!
Mr Flanery…..Just signed up a few days ago and started reading this story… It’s GREAT,LOVE IT!!!!… Now when are you going to finish it?!?!?!
Lots of sent your way,
Sheila..
Baahaahahahaha…LOVE!!!
Wait ’til you see what happened next!!!!
Omg.. you really need to publish!! I love books and these ate stories that I could read over and over again. Been waiting patiently for the next installment!!! The suspense is killing me!!!!!
JaneTwo.
O Dear sweet Captain of ours, I have read & reread this story so many times & its still gut wrenchingly funny each time! Poor poor Reedustein! Feel so bad about laughing at his misfortune but holy fuckballs is it funny! My ribs hurt from laughing so hard! Hope you dont keep us waiting too much longer for the next installment! The suspense is killing me!!!! Catch ya on the flip side dear freestylin Flanery
When do we get to finish this hysterical epic prank? Can not wait !!!!!!! ♡it
I found the story just now (yeah I’m a little late to the show) and I love it!! You man are hilarious, being a friend of yours and Norman’s must be one of the coolest, most kick-ass things ever! Maybe if he had the stupid fucking rope with him, he wouldn’t have to go through such shit 😀 Oh and Prague is the capital of my country, so that made me twice as excited. I haven’t heard of a strip club called The Hiccup though, but then again, that’s not really my thaaaang 😀 Keep up your wonderful work Sean 🙂
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!!!! You are KILLING ME! Every time I read another installment, I about freak. This is such an epic story. You are an amazing storyteller. I can’t wait to read the ending of this. Please don’t make us wait forever! I’m pretty sure I’d give my left tit for the chance to just follow you guys around and observe you two for a weekend.
We are pretty stealthy.
Just found this story! He said the end will only be available to members. I just join 2 weeks ago…did I miss it??????
You did not.
This is so good. Can not wait to see how this ends!!!
Cmon…give us a hint! 🙂 When can we expect more amazing shenanigans?
Oh my love this!!! You have a true gift to write.
If even half of this is true it’s possibly the greatest prank ever. Fucking hilarious. Update soon! 🙂
Stumbled across this while I should be sleeping & it’s FANTASTIC!!! Great bedtime story. Can’t wait to read the end.
Stumbling can sometimes be revelatory.
Seriously. The wait is driving me banana sandwich here… Did I miss the epic conclusion?
You did not.
Sean, please don’t keep me waiting any longer. I need to know what happens to my boys.
It’s coming!
Holy hell you responded?! Met Norman this year AND Sean comments me back?! Dang 2015, you know how to treat a girl right! =)
How we do up in heeeeeeeeya!
Looking forward to reading more of this crazy shit – it brightens up my day. Keep it coming.
I intend to! Glad you enjoy.
Been waiting since May for the ending…..when is it coming?? I just can’t wait!!! This is just too funny!!
Soon!
Okay love. When can we expect more of this great story? Thank you of course for what we have so far. But I am greedy and need more. 🙂
Stand by… I will provide.
Come on, man! It’s almost 2016! I’m dying to read more
Sean,
Priceless!
This is funnier than Martin Lawrence on the Ecstasy Drug in Bad Boys 2.
Give me more!
Jennifer M.
Haha! I don’t know… that was pretty funny!
Anyone notice how he keeps saying that? 😉
Watch the sass!
Ha! Awesome!
wish the rest was posted 🙁
It’s coming!
so is christmas! lol
Before.
SEAN!!! You are KILLING me! How does it end?
I can’t decide about what I laugh more: about the story itself or the description in Urban Dictionary of the terms ‘deposit, prison purse or ballon knot’, which I read for the translation.
Holy… This is the best of the best! Hahaha….
Hehe! Glad you’re enjoying.
Spent the better part of this monday evening reading through your blog, this story is hilarious! I’ll have to keep coming back and keep reading through more of your stuff, I dig your perspective! 🙂 looking forward to the next part! Always so positive, it’s goddamn refreshing!
Very glad. More coming soon!
Some creative guy meaning for “soon” that I’m unfamiliar with 😉
I’m maybe not such a patient woman, hm? Chomping at the bit for your book, too!
I love your creative mind!!!! This is amazing!!!
Very flattered. And thank you.
So I have had to re-read (and share with more people) all of this since it has been a while and I’m still in love with it all… I just need more… patiences aren’t my best quality 😉 I needed the laugh that came from this.. thank you.. and please hurry with more..
It’s coming!
Love your blog!!! Once I start reading I don’t want to stop!! Keep up all the great work you do!!!
Thank you… and glad you’re enjoying!
~wonders when the story will continue..~
Soon… very soon.
Hooray!
…for the red, white and blue!
You’re an evil genius! I love this! Can’t wait! ❤
Me either!!
I believe the real question is…what are the chances of this story reaching it’s conclusion before WSC London?
Hmmmmmmmmm.
Sean…this is so so awesome! This is the best thing I have ever read!! I laughed through the whole thing and could not turn away. You are SO fun!! It would be a blast to be one of your friends!
Glad you dig!! More to come.
I sat here laughing my a** off the whole time. loved it Sean!!!!!
I laugh just remembering it!
And you know how it ends, unlike the rest of us, just sayin…
Not for long.
For us, it feels like eternity…
Well, eternity’s coming!
Sean you are such a tease! x
Nope… I will deliver.
Thats what I like to hear! excited! My little heart can’t take much more! X
Oh yes it can!
Well if you say so ,then I trust you …
just not with my donuts x
Duly noted.
Sean, you are the biggest tease I have ever known!
No I’m not!
When you deliver the rest of the story, i will stop thinking of you as a tease….you big tease!
Watch the sass!
My friends don’t call me Sassypants for nothing! 😉
Haha!
Biggest tease EVER. And look… I’m old. I’m decaying even as we speak. If he waits much longer I won’t remember what it is I’m waiting for.
Yes you will. I’ll remind you.
I, for one, appreciate delayed gratification. Makes it that much sweeter when it arrives finally–whatever it is.
…myself.
how much longer? I am impatiently waiting dear Sean
It’s coming!
Every time Sean replies with “its coming ” does anybody else have a naughty little giggle?
I love how perverse and sadistic his mind can be What an amazing writer,I just want Sean to write and narrate everything, it would certainly brighten things up for me xx
I do!
!!!!!
Omg. Please, please, please give me more!!!!
I’m going to!
Can we have an exact date or is it a surprise? 😉
Surprise.
Dude, George R. R. Martin writes faster than you… 😉
No, he writes slower… he just takes fewer breaks.
Waiting patiently but impatiently for the rest! This it’s amazing
Thank you!
No problem. You guys should definitely make a short movie with this lol
That’s a VERY good idea.
I know, I’m a genius. Just be sure to give me credit as a muse lol
Done.
If you make this into a short movie.. Can i play the role of the maid?..or the uber driver,I’m very diverse.. I just wanna be a part of this! haha xx
I’ll keep that in mind!
There’s a long line of girls who want to play the role of the maid, just saying! Haha!
It’s a good role and requires academy level “thespian”.
That’s the moment where I think: ‘Damn, you can’t enter the line. You chose the wrong profession…!’
Waiting for a delivery that was supposed to be “soon” but turned into an eternity with the the hope that “eternity’s coming”… Let’s just count the stars while we wait for them to align. 🙂
Soon will happen before an alignment.
Hah you little ray of sunshine, you. XD
Why thank you.
You’re very welcome, kind sir! Hope you’re having a lovely day!
I gave up forcing you, Mr. Flanery. I just wait for the miracle. 🙂 And I know I’m gonna love it!
I hope you do!
We’ve been waiting sooooling. It’s like some sick mental foreplay. By the time “the rest of the story” is revealed we’ll all be on psych meds taking basket weaving classes.
If so… I’ll take a red, white & blue basket!
Oh Captain, my Captain…why must you be so mean?
Never!
Patriotic basket? Ok…that wins you some brownie points. At least finish the story this year. Reedus has GOT to be sick of hanging out in the john.
I have a feeling he gets out.
Good to know. I wasn’t so sure. It seems he might be a bit high strung. Or at least gullible as hell. At least ya can’t keep us yearning for more with Jane Two. At least I hope not….shit hadn’t thought of that.
He got out in the last installment. We’re all waiting to see what goes down when he gets back and…stuff. So twisted, this tale.
Did he? Did he really?
Oh, ayuh. Ran right by the maid n’everything. 😉
Well…….??? I’m getting older by the second over here, I’ve waited so long my hair is getting gray in it!!!
I’m hurrying!
Hurry… Faster Sugar, faster!!! I can’t hardly wait….
Can we bribe you to speed up? Peanut butter cups, Twinkies, and a line of dancing girls?
Haha!
I’ll take that as a yes! *calls up the dancing girls*
I’ll wait.
A line of dancing girls sounds awesome! I’m a good dancer. We should do that!
!!!!
Anticipation is killing me….I have so many people on the edge of their seats with this story. Please please please soothe my soul with the finale …much love….
I will.
Oh Lordy Sean
Lordy is right!
This should be a mini series. The misadventures of Flanenbaum & Reedenstein. Animated or live action.
I like that idea!
Thank you for the funny story can’t wait for the conclusion. Truly needed in dark times. Much love from S.east Tx.
Much love from the G-loop!
Hope all is well, can’t wait for Jane 2. Thank you for the response much love from S.East Texas.
Much love from 30,000 feet above Arizona!
This sounds like something the McMannus brothers would do. I love it! Eta on the conclusion?
VERY soon.
Ahhhhhhhhh! We’ve waited so long for this. You’re killing me! But I love it! Please make the next part soon!!!!
It’s coming!
You and Norman should get together and maybe create a dark comedy after you’re done finishing this epic tale. Months of waiting and people are still hankering for you and the Stein. We really hope Boondock Saints 3 isn’t a rumor and I don’t expect you to respond to this last part. : smiles: Love you Sean!
It should happen.
FREE THE REEDUS! FREE THE REEDUS!
Freedom is looming!
Are you saying freedom comes to those who wait?
It’s granted to those peeping under a bathroom door… on occasion.
So patience is a virtue….and so is peeping under a door? You are a strange man.
I like that.
VERY.
I volunteer to be the continuity person on the short film, if you ever make it. I’m oh so good with details!
I’ll keep that in mind.
So reading through Sean’s replies and I have noticed a pattern.
Red, White and Blue.
Freedom
Red, White and Blue.
I am getting an odd feeling that Sean will be releasing the end of this on the Fourth of July.
Just a feeling after skimming his replies.
There’s an idea!
I have just realised..Now that Jane Two is released, Will we be seeing the next installation of “The adventures of Flanenbaum and Reedenstein”? I’m looking forward to more great story(???) telling! There should be an audio version of all of your stories!!
I’m working every day this week while still recovering from pneumonia so I’m feeling exhausted and in dire need of some Flanery love! Xx
I’ll get back on it soon!!
You’d better! DO NOT make me come down there, young man!
Haha!
Hahahaha love it, I will wait patiently for the next part. When Norman finds what you’ve done he’s gonna cry at you
Hehe!
You’re killing me Smalls!
No, I’m not.
Sean I love you!
I accept all love as the most valuable form of currency!!
I love how you keep mentioning your laying in bed with only socks on… I do the same thing
Also- how the fuck did reedus not even realize it was you in the bed
Because the scary boots are REALLY scary!!
I’m trying to figure out how he ended up in the bathroom thinking he was kidnapped without leaving the party!
Must have been one hell of a night lol
It went to 11.
It’s one hell of a story, anyway! One we still don’t have closure on just sayin.
Flanery!!! Your killing me.. It’s been a year! I need to know what happened! I love stories involving you and Reedus. He is totally hotter tho. Just Kidding! Well maybe!
For as long as you have said,”It’s coming”, the ending to this should be truly orgasmic! The combination of the story and it’s teller is hilarity at it finest!
Either that or it’ll hit with a whimper!
Highly doubtful.
I’m beginning to think there is no end….somewhere out there, Sean still has Norm imprisoned in a bathroom, and the Norman we see is a remarkable fake…..
You may be on to something!
I KNEW IT! I’m onto you, buddy! You can’t fool Little Miss Sassypants!
I can’t believe I’m so lame that I just now found this. I don’t care if it’s real or not, I was belly laughing at this shit. You, sir, are a brilliant writer, thanks for the entertainment. Can’t wait to read your other works!
Why thank you!
You’re welcome, but truthfully thank you. I love finding things I can’t stop reading. Ordered your book and should arrive tomorrow, can’t wait!
I hope you enjoy!
PS If you’re looking for inspiration I bet backdoor boots would love to see him in this little getup…I called it “Uni-Norm”
http://i7.photobucket.com/albums/y267/beergirl1013/IMG_20160603_104250%202_zpss90x7nik.jpg
All in good fun of course, fun with photoshop 🙂
I will give you a mountain of peanut butter cups if you finish this. Please. (See? I was polite and said please!)
Awesome, Sean…even though you have once again keep us hanging on….
It’ll come!
Dude. Balloon knot! So funny. Please keep going with the verbal wizardry. 😉
Oh, I intend to.
OK, so, it’s past the Fourth of July, so that wasn’t it….. I was laughing so hard my kids were upstairs asking what was laughing at, and of course, I couldn’t tell them. My husband, on the other hand, who is another huge Flandus fan, is going to LOVE this!!!! When, oh when, Sean??? Please don’t leave us hanging (and leave Reedus in the turlet!!!!) LOL
Not much longer!
Please don’t leave us hanging!!! When is the next one??? These are absolutely hilarious!!!
I’ve been slammed… but I’ll get back on it very soon.
You sir a genius storyteller. We need more adventures of Reedenstein! Please finish the story! Hugs from Mississippi!
Why thank you… and I will.
It’s a great story. I hope you finish it before I get so old I forget who you are…
I know. I know. Watch the sass.
I literally just found this (I’m so late it’s actually embarrassing). Did I miss the next part???
(I am LOVING this. It is a definite masterpiece, sir. <3)
Welcome!
I shared Part One on Facebook two years ago today. It just popped up as a memory. I thought that the ending was coming on the 4th of July… And I’m still waiting… Sean, you’re killing me. We have to have the end!!!
EPIC! Hilarious and ingeniously written. Love it!!!
Excited as it goes on. Wonder why I read it only now. #HastDuDenBlogGelesen
Haha!!!!
EPIC! Hilarious and ingeniously written. Love it! Excited as it goes on. Wonder why I read it only now. #hastdudenbloggelesen
It is literally December 1st and I’m really hoping I didn’t miss the ending to this. It’s absolutely wonderful. I have a tendency to reread it when I need a good laugh. Amazing writing, sir. (:
coming!
So…It’s almost Christmas. Can we get the next chapter. We’ve been so good all year long.
I’ll see what I can do!
Hey Sean did you ever write the ending to this story?
Your shenanigans are just so funny, I swear it makes my heart swell with love for you rascals each time I think of it.
I will!!
I love your stories. I laugh all the time. You are awesome!!! Side note… Because of your inspiring words to my son three years ago, he is now on his third year of wrestling, second year of football, and recieved his yellow belt. He wants to be in the ninja club with you. Keep up the great stories and keep inspiring us to be better!!
Bravo!!! … and thank you.
Hey 🙂 so jasmine thinks she’s late? Ha! It took me 36 years to find your blog! Well, actially it’s my husband’s fault. He came up with the idea to watch the boondocks and..BOOM there you had me! I googled the movie and found your blog and love it. I’m looking very forward reading Jane Two, just ordered it 😉 keep on doing what you’re doing, you’re doing it great!
Thank you!!
I need the end of this story!…did I miss it? Also, I can’t wait to meet you again (and your boys) in Dallas at fan expo !
I have never laughed so hard in my entire life. I am in pain from laughing and I love it. I can’t believe it took me this long to find this. Having actually stayed in a Nashville hotel in June of this year while you, Reedus, and Rocco were all there as well makes it even funnier somehow. You’re a genius and I can’t wait to see how it all ends!
Why thank you!
It’s been 3 YEARS Sean! We’re going to be that skeleton at the desk waiting for this hilariously, brilliant story to have an ending. Please let all of us finally have release! We’ve lovingly and loyally waited a very long time.
Btw, A Teaspoon of Honey was beautiful. Just wanted to mention that.
I have been reading and loving your stories. Hopefully we can see a conclusion to this hilarious story soon. In the meantime I will be patiently waiting and reading everything you release! Have a wonderful day!
Just read this again. Poor Norman! I love your storytelling! Also love the artwork
I am losing all hope for an ending to this story. I have waited years!!!!! Please tell us the ending Sean!!!!!
Sean,
Any chance we will get the ending to this story? It’s been three years. Please don’t make us wait three more.
Indeed!
Seanie Boo, you know I love you. But we have been waiting for over THREE YEARS for the end to this story! What do you want? I’ll give you anything to get the ending! Basket of puppies, foot massage, chocolates, ANYTHING!
Omg I think of this story often and the latest installment does not fail to entertain! Sean, we need more of that fantastical brain of yours! Between Jane Two and this? Ugh! Heaven!
Keep writing, dude! ❤️❤️❤️
Sean make this a movie. For reals. Even if it is just a YouTube video. The Knight Rider one you were in was funny.
Hmmmm… good idea!
Dying for a conclusion to this story! I still check back every couple of months since this was posted just to see if there have been any updates. Love your stories man, but we need more! Cheers!
I’ll get on it in a bit!