Let me tell you about the night that I lost Reedus.
The Night Norman Reedus Went Missing
Coincidentally, it was the same night that I found Reedus. We were at a Wizard World event. And I just wanna go on record and say that I’ve never not known where that fucker was. It was about 12:30am peeking in on a Sunday and I was on the 18th floor of this hotel in Nashville, Tennessee when I get a panicked call from Reedenstein telling me he’s been kidnapped. But I guess I should back up to a couple hours earlier when there were about 14 people in my room and at least as many empty bottles of shit that would probably set your soul on fire. It must’ve been nearing 10PM and I was about to kick them all out because a UFC was about to start that I had ordered on my computer when I hear Reedus yell out “I’m riding that fucker! Take me to him NOW!” I was already backed up against the headboard of my bed with my laptop on my legs getting ready for Bruce Buffer to tell me “IIIIIIIIIIIIIT’s TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIME”, and I had no intention of leaving, or even finding out who or what exactly Reedus wanted to ride. So, I yelled to Reedus as I heard everyone file out the door that I’d meet him there after the fights were over and to just text me the address. So, I watched Caine Velasquez kick Junior Dos Santos’ ass and was starting to drift off to sleep after never having got a text from Reedus, when my phone starts wailing those throbbing opening guitar licks from “Kundalini Express” by Love And Rockets, and I knew it was him… and that I was about to take a ride. “I think they kidnapped me, homie” actually preempted me from even saying hello. I asked the fucker who kidnapped him, why he thought he’d been kidnapped, and where the fuck he was. The conversation went something like this:
Reedenstein: “They got me locked in a bathroom, bro! Come get me!”
Me: “Who’s they? Wait a minute… what bathroom? Where? At the bar y’all went to?”
Reedenstein: “No, it’s a hotel room bathroom and I can hear those fuckers right outside the door plotting some shit… SICK shit probably.”
So, I immediately throw my britches back on… cause I like to freestyle when I’m sprawled out on my bed. Then I turn the TV on, so there’s a bit of audio reinforcement for my DO NOT DISTURB sign (yeah, I know, I just don’t like people coming into my room unless it’s to put chocolate on the pillows… and I’d already had 5)… and I tell him:
“Okay, Go into your settings right now and turn on your FIND-A-FRIEND. Fuck that sick pervert, I’m on the way. Don’t open the door for anything. I’ll be there in a second. But stay on the phone with me… don’t hang up!”
And BOOM… I was out the door just as my FIND-A-FRIEND was finally registering a location. Now, the FIND-A-FRIEND is a pretty cool app for dudes with buddies that tend to drift. In a pinch it’ll give you a little polka dot for your location and another for your buddy… and they move in real time, so you can even Marco Polo that shit down to the last FOOT as you close in. One thing I know, if this fucker so much as TOUCHES Reedus… he’s going to sleep.
At this point I’m confident. I’ve been here before, so I’m pretty sure I’ll find him before his captor does something devastating. I sprint down the hallway toward the elevator as I finally hear my door click shut behind me.
Reedenstein: “Dude! Wait a minute… I think someone just left.”
I locked up my feet, slid to a stop, and froze right there in the hall staring down at my phone screen. Then, I decided I’d honor Michael Jackson’s memory with a fucking Billie Jean grade moonwalk back down the hallway straight to my door, until I finally dropped my key card back into my room door’s mechanism to hear it buzz, click, then unlock. I step inside… and sure enough:
Reedenstein: “Bro, he’s coming back in… Can you hurry?”
I thought to myself, Mother of GOD… could this level of comedy have REALLY just landed in my lap? “Shh, my child. Why yes, it could”, I heard Mary say.
At that point, my whole body relaxed from DEFCON-5 and was replaced with a Hungry Man portion of “Let’s fuck with Reedenstein” as I saw his polka dot right fucking on top of my polka dot! I was right outside my room’s closed bathroom door, so I cover my mouth, and just whisper into the phone.
“Okay, listen closely… I’m on my way, but you gotta give me more information. Wait a minute, you said ‘he’… how do you know it’s a guy?”
Reedenstein: “Cause I’m peeking under the door, dude. The fucker’s wearing cowboy boots. Scary ones.”
I raised one of my boots up to look at this “scary boot”, trying to figure out a Reedenstein perspective and he shoots back:
“Dood, the guy’s right outside the door, and now he’s just standing there on one foot & it’s freakin’ me out. Hurry up… this dude’s crazy. I know he’s planning some sick shit to do to me too… I can tell!”
So, off come the jeans and boots and I’m right back to freestylin’ on the bed, cause I know that I’m gonna milk this shit for a while.
Welcome to… “The Adventures Of Flanenbaum & Reedenstein” aka “This Might Or Might Not Have Ever Happened Pt. 1”
For PART TOO… join the SHINE by subscribing to my ShineUntilTomorrow blog over on the top right>>>>
ps In full disclosure, to this date, there has been zero corroborating evidence to support any such event ever occurring. Nor has there ever been anyone to publicly deny any said events. Or sentence fragments. I myself, will neither confirm nor deny.
BUT… I’ll be back soon, with the exciting conclusion.
-Sean Patrick Flanery
Oh my fucking God Sean! You’re HILARIOUS!!!!! I am laughing so hard right now!!!! You have no idea how much I needed this this morning! I think you just saved all of my co-workers from a horrifying death!!!! Bahahahahahahaha!!!!!! I fracking love you!!!!
Lmao this is hilarious! This story made my day!! Your an awesome storyteller sean
Just discovered this little denim one and I must say that I find myself strangely drawn to it…almost better if it is fiction…but if it isn’t?…a delicious (and hilarious) fantasy…bravo.
This is hilarious….whether it happened or not I cannot wait to hear what happened next
Finally the Richmond story will conclude! And I knew it!!! Real or not I knew it!!!
Well, crap…first, I was hoping for the whole story…ending and all…Second, I would like to hear more about that ‘freestyle’ you were talking about 😉
Ninjas HAVE to free style! It’s the most comfortable one can be!
Ha! hilarious, made my Monday!
I love reading your blogs this one is so awesome
Why thank you.
I honestly just died laughing. I know this is true, how could it not be????
Awesome! More, please!
Very soon.
O. M. G. That’s freakin HILARIOUS!!!!! can’t wait for the next installment!!
Funniest entry if all time. Comedic GOLD!!!
Fact or fiction – doesn’t matter. This story is HILARIOUS!!!! Yet another wonderful tale spun by the Captain!! Sean, you can’t leave us “free stylin’ here!!! Please, PART 2 PRONTO POR FAVOR!!!!
Patience, young ninjette!
Hahahah you called me ‘young’ – LOVE IT!!! 🙂
Ohhh you had to fuck with him, right? 😉 Laughing so fucking hard omg!! Can’t wait for part 2!!
Love that fanart by @4Everain. She’s awesome!
Yep, she is amazing!
I adore you, Cap. You never fail to make me smile. Thank you for that.
ROFLMAO….this was too funny and just what I needed to cheer me up this afternoon!!! Cannot wait to read more!!!
Sean the storyteller…. 🙂
Lmao best shit ever!!! Can’t wait for more!!
You are a trip Cap’n! I just laughed out loud as I read through that whole post!!! Can’t wait to read the rest of the story, I love the shenanigans the two of you get up to!
I love reading about the adventures between you and Norman
Omg, I was crying reading this, I have the picture in my mind……Hahaha :-))
OMFG! LMMFAOROF!! THAT WAS HILARICAL!!!!!
I always love new blogs from you Sean. This inspirational, kick-in-the-balls (if you’ve got ’em) blogs always remind me to keep striving towards my goals of being happy, and more importantly, healthy. I also love your light hearted ones as well. Though you pick on him, we all know how much you love the Reedenstein…..keep the stories coming!
Omg! I almost pissed my pants! Can’t wait for part 2! You rock Sean! And Reedus! That guy!! Lmfao!
It’s coming, skillets!!!!!
This is pure gold. I am all wound up in anticipation for part 2.
So now tell us about the time you lost him in Japan…
In due time!
You’re pure entertainment. Thanks for my morning giggles. Until my polka dot is right fucking on top of your polka dot…
Poor Norman…heeehee! I might have to ask him his side of the story in Columbus…should be interesting 🙂
Thanks Sean I haven’t laughed like that for a while .I can actually imagine that all happening. I can’t wait for part 2 xxx
dude at first when i saw this on my news feed i thought Reedus was dead then reasy the story it sounded so real… love this it cracked me up big time
Ahhhhhhh…….but the question is, does Norman read your blog? And will he have a rebuttal?
WOW! I am so ready to find out what you did. I just saw him in the last leg of his photo ops Sunday in Atlanta and he was wore out. You two are such a cute gifts from God. love yas..
I really wish we could draw an image of Reedus on the floor looking out from underneath the door. This is gold man.
oh please.. where’s sysynn? lol! this has her written all over it!!
Loved it. waiting for more.
Your blog is EPIC and THIS story…. 😀 O to the MG please hurry with part 2 !!! Love ya Captain!
Sean, I just had the best laugh I have had since you made me laugh in Richmond. Thank you a thousand times over….Please don’t make us wait too long for part two of this amazing story…and BTW does Norman read your blog….I wonder what his reaction to this story is…Shine Dear Heart
Whether it happened or not I’m hooked and can’t wait to see what happens to poor Reedus. Lol
I just died laughing. and I have to read it like 1371209371 times because one wasn’t enough…so good! thank you Sean 😀 I need that second part soon!! can’t wait for more about The Adventures Of Flanenbaum & Reedenstein
I have a a dream eerily similar to this…although I think everyone was naked
Warning! Do not read this blog while at work! Reading this may cause involuntary laughing out loud which then causes your coworker to eyeball you and assume you have lost your mind. lol
This is totally hilarious! Thanks for the “Monday Mental Movie” reel now playing in my head as I am reading this blog.
Fucking awesome story!! I couldn’t read for laughing so hard! You are such a wicked story teller. Although the title had me worried there for a sec. Love it thanks for the entertainment Captain. 😉 xx
For the record, if Reedus is ever kidnapped in Nashville, it will probably be me. But, I’m grabbing you & Clark, too. And Rocco if he’s there. We need you guys back in Nashville.
YES – in September 2015 please!!!!!!!
This is amazing, completely amazing.
I can never tell you just how much I love you Sean, this story is hysterical I loved hearing it in Richmond <3 I just had the time of my life there and every moment with you was the best no lie love you bro!
Pen-a-LOPE!!!!
I laughed so hard that now I have asthma!!! Publish the second part soon, please!!!
I dont even care if this happened or not. I CHOOSE to believe it did, because what point is there to life if you cant have a laugh at Reedus’ expense?
I loved this, worth the wait if only a day…made my blah Monday so much better…and what fun would it have been to let him out…you have to mess with him right…true or not…im leaning towards true or at least I want it to be..Good Job
Bahahahaha good Lord man, I seriously love reading your blogs!!!
lmfao. You ought to put a book together of all your Reedenstein stories. They’re all fucking hilarious. Look forward to part two. 😛
Holy shit that’s funny, part 2 please 😀
Oh, it’s coming.
Well, stop that and post the rest already. 😉
Seanie, my dear brother & Houston neighbor, don’ t make me come over, for instead of borrowing a cup of honey, I will be proceeding to take you down, perhaps in your own Santa Roll.
Now quit torturing these dirty little lassiess and baby brother, finish the story. Oh you and Bay brother will be receiving another phone call(oh please be naked again, I love it when meh brothers are laying on the floor , naked as the day they were born)
Thank you for the laugh. Perfect timing Captain!
This is freaking hilarious. Can’ wait for the next part. As anyone told you lately how awesome you are.
Nope… but it makes me smile to hear it!!!!
To think I was having thoughts of this being a thoughtless & dull Monday
…never.
AwEsOmE SaUcE Sean…..
This made my day Sean you paint a good picture of reedus on the floor I can’t wait for the second part for the rest of it.i can’t wait for the ending
Thank You SO MUCH for Making My Day!! I was so sad from some bad news I had Received & I ABSOLUTELY NEEDED THAT LAUGH!! 🙂 True Story Out Not IT WAS EPIC!! YOU ROCK!! THANKS AGAIN!
~Brandy
Please finish the story!! We have been patiently waiting since September! I can’t wait to hear about how you fucked with Reedus. And thank you for cheering me up while I’m in the hospital. Love you captain!
That is some funny shit! I would never let Reedustein ever forget it! What is his side of the story? IBet he’s embarrased and turns red if asked. Lol ❤️Ya Normie
Love this, had me panting until I realized what was coming. Hilarious!
I do love reading your blog. your shenanigans always make me smile.
”the most wasted of all days is one without laughter.” e e cummings
thank you dear…. xo
Man, some warning would have been nice! I’m reading this at the office with tears rolling down my face from laughing so hard! Cannot wait for Part 2!
Take it easy & Happy Monday Captain!! 🙂
I love this! You are great!
Perfection! I’m choosing to believe this actually happened!! lol
In dire need of part two!!
xo
That’s hysterical, made my day!
O.M.G. You two are hilarious!!! I can’t stop laughing! And I can see it , too… BAHAHAHA
Omg that is some great shit right there…If it’s a true story would make it even better, but still hilarious!! Can’t wait to read the rest of it!!!
I am pretty sure this story could be real……no matter, i can t wait to read what happened next ! Sure i am not disappointed to visit your “shine until tomorrow” !. Thanks for the happiness, Mr Flanery.
This is great, sounds like some of the shit that happens to my husband when he drinks! Thanks for the laugh!
Sean,
I give zero fucks if any of this is real, fake, or part of some fragmented dream state. There is nothing about this post that I’m not absolutely in love with! Just tried to read it at work, where I sit quite quietly next to my boss most of the time. Completely broke all professional character and started hysterically laughing until I cried. If you ever wrote a book that was completely about someone messing with their friends on a monumental scale (whether that someone was your or not), I would not only read it, I would quit my job and help organize the book tour.
Normally after reading your blogs, I have a renewed sense of purpose and a desire to realign my goals in life. This time I’m just so glad that you gave us all the gift of laughter on an otherwise dragging Monday.
You’re the best!
<3
Laura
Ha!!!!! I think the best part is reading this in your voices! I’m at work and a tenant walks in right in the middle of me laughing and they caught a snort!! Ha! Thanks for that! I have a friend who got lost in a bar parking lot once… Reminds me of the good ol days!! Lmao!
Thanks Cap
you never seem to fail and cheering me up, I am sitting here with a wicked cold feeling miserable and your stories always make me feel better, I so cant wait for part 2.
that is some funny SHIT! I loved it! Keep it coming Sean, your one funny dude, who knew.
Sean,
Your stories are enough to make a deaf man in a coma laugh! I haven’t laughed this hard in a long time…..I truly hope this is a true story, even though I will never know in my mind I will forever believe that it is. Shine Until Tomorrow Sean!!! You just def helped me SHINE even more today!
~Chelsea
Thank you so much for making my day with this! So hilarious! I love you guys. Hurry up with the second part already…..Lol it would be so much fun hanging out with the two of you.
you are such a coconut.I can’t wait for part 2. Hurry!
Oh my, Sean! This was SO funny!! I sure needed a laugh today, and you gave me that gift. Thank you so much. 🙂 Yes, I’ll say it again, you are indeed AWESOME. Greatly anticipating part 2!
And try as you may to deny it, we all know this happened. It’s just too good a tale to be anything but true. #ThatsSOReedus 😉
You write so descriptively… I can actually visualize the scene in my head. No fair leaving us hanging like that! I can’t wait to see how you tortured him for fun. Don’t have too much fun torturing your shining slices by making us wait please 😉 And thanks for even more laughter on a Monday!!
I love how you tell these yarns of yours Irish Man! The Free Style comment makes me think naughty things but hilarious as hell! Besides, who doesn’t like to freestyle especially in a hotel room? I know I do. Gotta finish this one soon sunshine! 🙂
O. M. G. Sean, this is the greatest thing EVER!!!!!
Love it…have been laughing and rereading…Awesome
I really hope this is true because this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard! When is part 2 coming out?
Lmao I’m dyin here. I can’t wait to read more about the Adventures of Flanenbaum & Reedenstein.
You know about Reedus publishing two books, right? Like the photobook and the fanart book. Maybe you should come out with your own book and call it “the Adventures of tiny Reedenstein and Flanenbaum” with fanart illustrations and everything, the Flandusians would die and buy it for sure! Haha. Love you and your stories, Sean. And I will never forget how you signed my Boondock Saints/Walking Dead crossover book 😀 Love you lots!
You are such a tease, Sean! We want the rest, man! That shit is fucking funny and I can just see Reedus laying on the floor trying to see who’s outside the bathroom door. This is awesome!
This is glaringly shiny brilliance, O Captain. What more need be said?
I love this…can’t wait to hear more…love you Sean…keep it coming….please
Love it! Just discovered this blog! Amazing stuff! Regarding losing Reedus, well I have no idea if it’s true or not but it made me laugh!!! Can’t wait for part 2!!!
One question: did Reedenstein had something in his ears because he should have hear you talking behind the door. And slap Norman for not knowing your boots!
Hilarious! Thank you for making me laugh on a bad day!
Hahaha, I’m laughing so much with this 🙂 It’s very cool Sean 🙂 You are awesome (rock) I’m waiting for more thinks. Good job !!!
I can’t wait for the second part, I would have milked that for hours..lol, It’s going to be great Man.. Thanks for the laugh!!!!
Sean, you tell the best stories…If it’s made up, brilliant! If it is true, you tell it with such animation! I totally pictured you telling this in front of a big group! You are the beez knees, Captain! Awesome to the core! You made me smile and laugh today! Thanks so much!
Love you!
Michelle
More please! Poor Reedus, he is scared and you are totally messing with him. Why is I that I can see this happening in real life? 😉
I love it I love it I love it! Can we get into some shenanigans like this next month in Reno? 😉
That is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a while. Thank you for that. Awesome.
I can always count on you for an awesome laugh! You tell the BEST stories!! ❤❤
This is awesome! Looking forward to part 2!
“One thing I know, if this fucker so much as TOUCHES Reedus… he’s going to sleep.”
This sentence is everything!
I want this story to be true so badly.
That’s hilarious “The Misadventures of Flandus”. Loved it!
Hahahaaa! I thought we would never get to hear the whole story! Thank you for this, I really needed a good laugh today. But scary boots??! Howww are they so scary??? Hahaa. You’re the best. Can’t wait for part two!!
As perfect as your plan to mess with Reedus is….it is beyond perfect and completely believable that your immediate reaction is to defend him against anyone who would contemplate bringing him harm. Brothers in every way.
You are such a great storyteller. This is fantastic! Looking forward to Part II.
Rotflmao!! Can’t wait for pt. 2.
Oh my gosh! Sean, you are so crazy…lol.
LOVE IT!!!
Sean… we would like a picture of the evil looking boots please. 🙂
I will post some.
You are awesome. Thank you!!!
Just made me smile on this incredibly long Monday in the office! I love reading your stories!
Love this story…….come on you gotta tell some more dirt on you and Reedus! LOL
Can’t wait for part 2 now….I’ve already read this several times…it is priceless and the images in my mind of these events, I can so see the sneaky smirk on Sean’s face in the story and while he was writing it….ya have to f**k with Reedus and us…right? Love it
…I can’t help it.
That’s perfectly fine, no complaining here….we love it as much as you do, keep it coming, please…It makes you even more awesome, if that’s even possible 😉
Ah…finally all of us who were in Richmond get to hear the conclusion of yet another hilarious story! I don’t know how you didn’t go into comedy……we wait patiently for part 2 🙂 Much love
Omfg!! I’m laughing so hard i’m crying at the same time.
You, Mister, are one funny dude
True or not that is an awesome story!!!
Creative Genius i say.
#Writeon
I was roflmao!! This is great. I want part 2 now please!!! I would also like to see the scary boots. I think its great you have an app that helps you keep up with Norman. Please part 2 soon! :0)
I absolutely love your blog. Your stories….just wow!!!!
This is Krav Maga/Ski Patrol Girl from Sacramento
This is the reason why I could never keep straight face with the two of you. You guys are the biggest Goofballs in all humanity and you always put my in my funny place. I still giggle about Norman on a horse……you caught me on a off day and so glad for it. My new job is at a skid meaning I fucked up.(its my fault I called in sick too late but these fuckers called bosses wouldn’t give me the time of day and threw me in a job were I can’t say no to anyone….Shit)
……anyhoo, your blog blocks some of that insanity so Thank You. Looking forward to Part 2 in Bum Fuck Egypt in my neck of the woods in LaLa land
You sister from another Mister,
Sebrina (and only a witch during my time of the month)
Flandissimo, that was the Best Entry yet. 🙂
I was confused to listen to this story in Richmond!!! True story or not, I can’t wait to hear the whole story!
HAAA!! Looking forward to to the “sick shit” little Reedenstein thinks the crazy cowboy boot wearing dude is going to throw at him! You are a great writer Mr Sean Patrick Flanery.
That’s too funny! It don’t matter if it true it not it’s a good story lol! So hilarious!
This is just to much..HAHAHA! I have laughed so hard my sides are KILLING me. Scary cowboy boots!! Can’t wait for the SEQUEL of ya ll adventures.
BEST story ever, can’t wait to hear the end. This is almost as good as the deleted scene from BDS where the boys’ mom pretends to commit suicide and she’s holding all her laughter in.
Can we get a pix of the “scary boots”?
Oh my God! Awesome! Can’t wait for the 2nd part!! Please post it!
It Washington what i needed to put a smile instalar my face today. Hillarious!
I wake up with an email you sent me about “reedus is gone” I then quickly look back at the email to read this. Made me laugh. But why cow boy boots? Haha
For some reason, I can totally picture this happening. Love your stories, even if they turn out to be tall-tales! (I’m with Reedus on scarey looking cowboy boots though, because they all scare me.)
Just when I think I couldn’t love you more, I read this!!!!! LMAO!!! Tell me more!!!!!
You are sooo funny! I love reading your blog! You are so straight forward, but you are also hilarious! Your wisdom and sense of humor are perfect! Please keep it coming!
This is the kinda crap that I would do to my friends. I can just imagine this happening. And having binge-watched The Walking Dead….I can see Norman getting all nervous and bwahahahahaha!!
Poor Reedus…
On the one hand, I want to feel bad for him. It seems like he’s forever stumbling into what ends up being the butt of your jokes.
On the other hand, however, this is too funny not to tell, so with that in mind, please continue! ;)~
Oh. My. God. Funniest thing I’ve read in ages. I can’t wait for the exciting conclusion!! Plus, I’d love to hear Norman’s side of this story. LOL
This is all kinds of awesome Sean! And I can SOOOOO see Norman doing this. You know Norman is so shaking his head going ‘Aww brother you didn’t…’
Thanks for the laughs. And the visual of you freestylin’
OMG I have tears of laughter running down my face. Boys doing stuff, how the heck did he get locked in there>? You must have scary looking boots,
that was hysterical & if true hopefully you pranked for awhile
Omg I never laughed so loud lately as reading this! It may be fictional or not but I think it’s totally plausible! Hahaha! Thank you billion times for this! Hahaha!
Stay tuned for Pt. 2 !!
This shut is too funny. Makes my Monday better. You really had me going for a minute that Reeds was kidnapped. Also thanks for the find a friend app, now I am getting my best friend and I that app. Have a shiny night.
Those bad ass boots’ll get ya every time man! Love this!
You are friggen hysterical Sean! I need to stop drinking while reading your stories…yup spit ice tea a over the keyboard lol can’t wait to hear the rest of this story!
-Melissa Laura
Hope I didn’t fry your computer!
that was awesome can’t wait to c more. Sounds like u guys have some pretty good times together.
I so needed this today!! It has been such a rough couple of weeks at work. There really hasn’t been much to truly make me laugh. So I’d just like to say, Thank You! Love it! Can’t wait for Part 2!
OMFG!! Sean this is EPIC!!! I love it and laughed so much!! The way you write it, I can totally see a nervous paranoid wreck of Norman hunched in the bathroom, while your outside messing with him with a huge grin on your face!!! Stories like this are why I love you and Norman!! Such down to earth guys, with an awesome sense of humor and so much love and appreciation for your fans! Can’t wait for part 2!!!
OMG. This had me cracking up!!! I live in Nashville and I am a huge fan of both you and Reedus (as a matter of fact I have a picture of me and you together from the Full Moon Tattoo and Horror Convention a couple years back) I can’t wait to read the ending of this story!!!
OK, gonna take a mental note, don’t read the next installment in public. I’m seriously freaking people out with my giggling. Anyway, this was freaking hilarious, can’t wait for the next bit.
Wow! I laughed so hard that my beer almost exited through my nose! Love it 🙂
That was laugh-out-loud fantastic! Thank you so much for following up with this story. Can’t wait for the second part!
I hope this story is true. I can soo see Norman acting this way and you milking it. Can’t wait for part 2!! Your good at keeping us hanging.
Dude, this is the best fucking shit I’ve read in years. Knowing both of you, this is probably true, but regardless, I’m craving the next part to this. I can only imagine the fun you had fucking with Reedus. Thank you so much for this giggle. I honestly was in need of a good laugh by the best storyteller ever. Peace babe. ✌
OMFG! What a way to end a very frustrating Monday. Holy mother I haven’t laughed this hard all day. I can just picture this going down and as rotten as I am, I would definitely do this very same thing. Hahahahaaaa! Love you, Sean!
Happening or not, this is really good. I laughed so hard hahaha you’re amusing! Thanks for that!
Lol man that’s some funny shit. Can’t wait till you put up more!!
Oh, Sean! You crack me up! My poor hubby had to listen to me laughing and reading while he was trying to watch Monday Night Football. (It’s the Skins and Cowboys, so its okay). I could listen to you two all day.
hahahaha!!!! I miss this duo! No wonder you guys had such amazing on screen chemistry! keep up the silliness!
Cute can’t wait to hear the rest. Thanks need a good laugh
That was pretty great sean…my question would be to this would be how nuch did he drink lmao whether or not this is fact its pretty freakin hilarious
I wonder what he must’ve thought when he saw the boots and pants coming off…
Fucking hilarious brother, cant wait for the rest. You need to put this in the next film mate.
Why didn’t I discover this sooner?! You bet your sweet tooty I’m reading this goldmine every day. Thanks for the belly aches.
I LOVE THIS! Your story telling is amazing. It puts a smile on my face every time! I can see and hear this all in my head. Does that make me crazy?
Excellent writing (as usual). Thank you for the pre-Halloween chuckle. Your post is definitely worth the wait for each new edition. -Cheers
So, by freestyle, do you mean nothing, or just boxers?
come on, now. Boxers?????????? Pffft.
He wrapped his gems up in 100 thread count cotton baby!!!!! Captain ain’t takin a chance if he has to run!!!! HAHA!!!!
He doesnt let his stuff ummmm bounce around…he wraps it in a pillow of cotton;)
I had to read this again! Ok… 3 maybe 4 times! I’m still crack’n up picturing Reedus peeking under the door at ‘scary boots’! Just got to know what happens when he sees where he REALLY IS . Trying to be patient for PART TWO…
O.K., all these comments about ‘freestyle’, ‘boxers’ and ‘boots’ has me picturing images that are just not appropriate. : /
To Mr. Flanery,
From Boondock Saints to 10 Inch Hero, i have loved your films, especially anytime you and Reedus are together…..so to me reading this reminds me of the humor when you were Irish brothers… i still pray for another movie after all saints day… you two are glorious together. it may not be much from a single fan but i greatly appreciate you both and your works, i look up to you both. well i wont ramble any more here haha so i eagerly await part two and wish you a very blessed night.
sincerely,
Dominic Kennedy.
It means a lot. Believe me. Thank you.
OMFG this is so amazing! What an amazing hilarious read.I didn’t want it to end.Cant wait for Part 2.
Bout near had a heart attack at that email headline, but I’m glad norm isn’t hurt. Storytime with Flanery is always a favorite of mine tho. I wish I could sit and just listen to you for a couple hours go on about your adventures
Is it wrong that I heard that entire story in my head with Conor MacManus’ voice?
Perfect end to a long Monday! Fun day teaching science followed by Parent Teacher Conferences and a repeat tomorrow. This is just what I needed. Looking forward to the rest if the story, or maybe Redus’s response……..
Teacher correcting her typo… “of” not “if” in my previous post. Long day…. Need sleep….
As this was the first thing I read this morningI can honestly say my day got off to a truly good start. In fact I almost got my coffee spilled 😀 Thanks for sharing!
When I got to the part of you (Sean) when you figured out that he was in your bathroom all I could seen in my head was the scene from the boondock saints after y’all waisted all those Russians and rocko was at the door and y’all saying “we’ve gotta fuck with him” Lol can’t wait for part 2
You should seriously if you’re not already consider writing a book. Your story telling is fantastic I know I would definitely buy a book written by you. 🙂
Get your money ready – cuz he’s in the final processes of publishing one!!!! (I’m impatiently waiting for it too!!!)
TEEEEEEAAAASE!!! Hurry up and tell the rest. You’re worse than the cliffhangers on his show. 🙂
I’m one of the many that read that with an Irish accent. True or not, that is pretty fucking funny. Thanks for the laugh, man. I can hardly wait for part 2. 🙂
You are the best. I love the website. You inspire many please keep it up.
They are great guys! I laughed as I read this story Sean !! thanks for sharing with Fans !! Norman is a genius hahaha !!! look forward to the second part! I want to know what happens next !! I hope you tell more stories along Norman how are you! are my favorite! They are perfect together! and I want to see in The Boondock Saints 3 !! =)
I met these guys and had the privi of getting to hang out the whole weekend with them on a USO tour in Africa…..this is actually totally beleivable.. Sean is a cool dude….and Norman has a tendancy to drink a bit too much (not that I blame him him). But thinking Sean would screw with Norman a bit when he’s had a bit too much….. totally beleivable……all in all these guys were a blessing to have around. I have a pic on my facebook of sean coming out of the bathroom to photobomb me and norman while we were all drunk. they are good sports and total jokesters
omg so awesome i cant wait for the 2nd!! i could imagine in my mind everything you were saying and i was laughing so hard!!
Great story! I could see Norman in my mind’s eye and was laughing hard! I want a book full of stories like this 😛 (for some reason I saw the McManus brothers as well…..) Please don’t wait too long with part 2 <3
See THIS is why we love you guys because you are people i would totally want to hang with as buds.
Who knew there was an app for Reedicitis. Thanks for the tip on the Find a Friend app though. I have a husband who is slightly, shall we say… Reedus-like? He once thought I was home in my old apartment having a party that I didn’t invite him to. It was the TV. Anyway, he proceeded to call me at work to yell at me for not letting him into said apartment, the apartment that I wasn’t even in, and then hung up and actually broke down my front door. I got home to a broken door, my dogs freaking out and him passed out. He’s been called Rhino ever since. I am very familiar with these type of shenanigans. The app will help. Thank you.
I laughed so much while reading the story! 🙂 Thank you for sharing it with us. It had made my yesterday evening, I went to bed with stupid fucking grin on my face. Keep it up! 🙂
My co-workers and I would like to thank you for this! They have no idea HOW thankful they should be, but this just lifted my mood dramatically, hahaha! You and Reedus can always be counted on to make any day better!
You should have knocked!!!!LOL
Hahahahaha Great! You Guys are so fucking awsome. At first I just thought wtf? And now I have abdominal pain with laughter: D Can’t wait for the second Part! Thanks for sharing it with us man.
This story was so great to read especially when I had just gotten home from a really miserable day at the gym…getting frustrated with some of the kids lol, but this story helped bring some much needed stress relief and humour!! Can’t wait for part two!!!!! Cheers Mr. Flannery:)
I love this so hard. From one writer to another, great job Sean! Please write a book soon! 🙂
Should be out shortly! …and Thank You!
What’s your book about?
You’re writing a book?! Yes please! Tell ALL THE STORIES! You’re such a good storyteller. You make people laugh. The world needs more SPF’s.
this sound’s like the same kind of shit that me and a friend used to do, crack’s me up.
Thank’s I needed that.
I had a similar reaction to seeing cowboy boots when my garage door mysteriously opened. Luckily it was just my boyfriend, but I was terrified for about 10seconds. Lol Can’t wait to hear the conclusion. I love your stories!
This made my day yesterday when I read it. Where’s part 2? Come out with it!
Sean I know you can’t help fu*kin with Reedus and honestly I don’t think any of us s would want you to stop. If you stopped we wouldn’t have hilarious stories to hear! Lol love ya Sean!
HA!! You’re SO right, Angela! It’s like Reedus is a born target, but only for Sean. I think Sean is the only guy who could rip Reedus this hard and we love him for it!
I always need some hours to understand your blog posts. But it’s worth every second! Thanks for always making me smile 🙂
Thank you! You are amazing!
Have you considered writing a book? Any kind of book! I’ve never heard (or a read) a dull or uninteresting story from you! I’m either splitting my sides in laughter, or reflecting inwardly on some deeper meaning (and always with a smile).
This is such a funny story. I love both of you guys, and The Boondock Saints are my all time favorites. I wish I could have been a fly on the wall to see this unfold. You are an amazing story teller. ♥♥♥
First time on here and just have to say, I’m hooked. This is hilarious and honestly, too good to not be true. Thank you for making my day and can’t wait for the rest!
Holy balls mcgee, I needed that laugh! That was awesome and hilarious. I cannot wait for the second part. Well, I can, but only because I have to. Thank you for writing this hilarity, and for writing all of your wonderful stories. You’re incredible, and I heart your face. Rock on! Or should it be…shine on?
Oh this totally amused me after a looooonnng Monday. You are 100% my new favourite blogger – thanks for the laughs buddy xo
LMFAO, Thank you Sean, I so needed this laugh. Can’t wait for par too …… Love you dude !
The problem with reading this on my lunch hour is that I’m laughing so hard people are checking on me.
What would we do in life without out our besties to fuck with, seriously? (As I read that back it sounds filthy but that’s not what I mean)
What I can’t figure out is how you didn’t hear him mumbling in the other room?
SCARY BOOTS??? Nah… ‘Scary’ would be if you wore flip flops to the ‘motherland’ and gave me a heart attack! But seriously tho. What if fans never got to know you as a person, that we weren’t treated as if we all ‘grew up in the same neighborhood’ with you and there were no blogs/stories or life lessons to share with us? Now… THAT is scary!! I take my hat off and say THANK YOU, for taking the time out of your life and making a difference in ours.
You can tell that you enjoy writing your stories as much as we enjoy reading them. These are the best moments in life; roughing it up with the guys. Thanks for sharing! <3 Oh Yeah, that UFC fight was SICK. haha
Legendary! Too far fetched not to be true. So funny it hurts my wee head!
When life provides you with such a golden opportunity to torture a dear friend it is your duty to do the most of it. I myself once kidnapped a friend’s nasty old teddy bear and sent him Polaroids of his beloved childhood toy in dangerous situations, like sitting uncomfortably close to an open flame. Serves him well, he was a full grown man with an unsettling attachment to a ratty old doll. No teddy bears were harmed in the shooting of said Polaroids and it was returned safely to his happy owner after he agreed to give away.
Please sir, will you tell us a little more?
lol reading this last night . i woke up this morn with the urge to move up my weekly watching of the boondock saints because face it you two togeather are fucking awesome.and i have to have you two weekly ! i love yall and boondock saints. anyway love ya!! thanks for giving us all great things to read . and watch! your an amazing actor cant wait for more!
For some reason I can totally picture Norman doing that! It’s hilarious! I love it!
Love the stories like this, love to laugh at them. You made my evening! 😀 😀 😀 Waiting for the rest…
Oh my god Sean, this is the best story ever!!! Totally made a really exhausting and kinda crappy day end on a happy note!! I literally cannot stop laughing!! Like I can totally see this happening!! I can’t wait to read what happens next!! PS: Reedus totally deserved whatever you did to him! If that fucker is stupid enough to lock himself in YOUR bathroom there’s no way you couldn’t have not messed with him!!
Literally laughed out loud… Wish I could have actually been there… looking forward to the next instalment!!!
Huge love from the UK x
Haha wow that’s too funny. You and Reedus must have many really outrageous stories of your adventures. This one has totally made my day. Thank you for that, I am very intrigued to read the second part. Your the best sean 😉 lot of love.
love this.
Excellent actor, fanfuckingtastic storyteller. I laughed so hard I teared up and had to fix my Halloween makeup. I was Ace Frehley yesterday lmao
Very flattered!
This is awesome! I can see it as a sitcom…..it’s hilarious! Fact or fiction you’re a great storyteller! I love the way you interact with your fans and are so inspirational. Looking forward to part 2. 🙂
Bwhahahahahaaaa……snorts and giggles, oh the visuals are EPIC. I need to read the rest darlin’ lol lol xx **sidenote…I may or may not have done something similar at one point in my life at about 4:20pm or am **** 😉
I LOVE this story. Reminds me of my younger days and the shenanigans my friends and I would get in to! Only a real friend would totally mind fuck someone who thinks they have been kidnapped!
OMG!! Please tell me this really happened?! You guys are freaking awesome!! I absolutely love you guys!! ↖(^ω^)↗(￣︶￣)> <(￣︶￣)/
Sean, I was reading in anticipation & nearly spat out my morning coffee. My imagination is running wild of you sprawled on the bed free balling comfortably whilst Reedus is building up piles laying low in your porcelain bath.
Give me a heads up for part 2 so I can have my bib ready for any coffee spitting, splattering or nose leakage.
Love an Aussie fan of Flanenbaum & Reedenstein
I love that your storytelling abilities also translate to the written word. Absolutely amazing. I can’t wait to read the next part.
Very flattered.
I loved everything about this, the best part for me us hearing your voice telling the story to me. Love it!
This is hilarious. You have a wonderful writing style. Can’t wait for more. You’re the best!
That is great.. lol
What the hell is reedus smoking snortin or popping to thank he has been kidnapped. Funny shit though
Great fucking story Sean. I can’t wait for part two. Haha I bet you guys have been on some pretty amazing adventures!
First off too cute! now the rest of my comment ramble, ok poor Reedus real or made up you are positively evil in a good way, then storming off to save the day like a super hero very funny. cant wait to hear the ending to this lovely tale! Hope you scare him silly:)
^-^ HannahC^-^
Saw you both in Nashville, TN at the Full Moon/Horror Film Festival and I was blown away by yourself, Norman and David. So down to earth! It’s great read/see these sorts of talents! Love it!
Thanks Sean, that’s freaking hilarious, I needed to laugh that much today, that surely made my day, you’re adorable xo
I could totally see this happening. But if it didn’t, I wouldn’t be surprised either. You ARE creative. Regardless, I loved reading this. It was well written and I look forward to Part Too. Anytime you are ready. Because we are. Thanks for the smiles and laughter Captain!
First I would like to say there is no discussion where a Boondock Saints reference cannot be injected. That being said, I do enjoy the fact that you are multifaceted. Being an amazing storyteller, writer and actor suits you well. And having someone like Norman who feeds into it with you is epic. You have definitely captivated me. Thank you very much for sharing.
oh my goodness, I keep checking back every day to see if you have added any more to this story. it is so funny and I cant wait to see what the conclusion is. I’m already struggling to be patient for boondock saints 3! you are an amazing actor and writer, and person in general. can’t wait to see more of your work
This is so great! So the 27th was my Birthday and this was by far the best part of the day. I keep coming back for part 2, we’re all waiting Sean!
Holy crap! I was flipping,g channels and I came across this movie that you were in and I couldn’t believe it was you! “The Insatiable” It was kinda weird, but cool! I couldn’t take my eyes off the screen…..Good job!
This is a perfect story for Halloween week, Sean. 😉 I can picture this happening just as you said it may or may not have happened. 🙂
That was hilarious, too bad you didn’t have any ropes, hunting knifes or something like that to “accidentally” drop in front of the bathroom door maybe to get his mind racing about what it was about to happen to him. Poor Reedus! <3 Can't wait for Pt 2
Absolutely love this! I’m dying to hear the rest of the story.
Holy Hell!!! What a hoot!!!!!!!!! I cannot wait to read the rest!!!! I am picturing every little detail as I’m reading and the look on his face is absolutely priceless.MoreMoreMore!!!!!!!!
FUNNIEST SHIT EVER! THANKS FOR MAKING MY SHITTY DAY A LITTLE BETTER!
That shit is too funny! True or fabricated! I love it!
Sean your stories are the best especially this one! I have not laughed like that in a long time! I absolutely love your blog and have since the first day I read it! Thank you for your time and your hilarious humor! Still laughing!
Are you seriously gonna leave us hanging in anticipation. Being a fan of you both I cant wait for the conclusion! !!!!
You two are freakin awesome bro… Best duo in Hollywood by far… Everything yall do Shines and Inspires!!!
Just read this & I’m laughing so hard. All of your stories are so well told & very funny! I need LOTS of laughter in my life & you always come through. I hope this story is true & can’t wait for it to be continued. Your humor honestly does so much good for me. You have no idea. Thank you, thank you, thank you for being such an amazing person who truly cares about making people happy & bringing so many smiles. You’re one of a kind Flannery!
OMG. The whole “fuck with him scene from Boondock Saints flashed though my head. Sean you tell a hilarious tale. Anxiously waiting for the conclusion.
Please let it be true! Please let it be true! PleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPleaseOhPlease let it be true!
The Irish in me had to get up and go grab a beer about 4 sentences in, because it just knew you had a quare han’ at telling yarns.
Hope I still have some cold ones left by the time you get to Part 2. 😉
when i first read this i was like what the fuck just happened. then i’m laughing my ass off as i’m reading this. it’s soo fucken funny. I can’t wait for part 2
This post fkn made my day omfg
Your blog is my life btw I read it all the time you’re fkn hilarious. MORE SOON PLZ. xoxoxoxo luv ya
True or not, I can’t wait for part two! U have a real uncanny way of telling stories, and u never miss a chance to pick on Norman. Ur amazing.
My Birthday is Novemeber 4th and Part 2 would be the perfect gift…hint, hint.
Although more than likely embellished I have no doubt this happened lol, the best thing about Reedus and Flanery is that Reedus does crazy stuff and Flanery tells us all about it in that way only he can lol! Can’t wait to see the ending and looking forward to reading your book. Love ya lots and owe you so much xo
I can handle my alcohol and my boots but not getting locked in the toilet .
when fuckers causing troubles and its a bad idea to kick them , kick them anyway 🙂 , ha-ha .
Best.Story.Ever.
you ain’t right my southern brotha of anotha motha…marco only got 1 L in Polo yo…
only criticism i got…waiting on the 3rd installment… lol
much love, respect, and God Bless!! 🙂
Very good spot!!!! I had the delicious yard bird of El Pollo Loco on my mind while writing. Corrected.
Just hilarious…can’t wait for the next installment of this crazy tale 🙂
SPF Amazing comedic skills. Riveting. Creative genius. Now, I have truly lived. Love who you are. Many thanks for all the light you give us! See ya in Tulsa.
OK, this is fuckin’ hilarious!
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Hilarious! I feel like a fly on the wall. Laughing my head off! Brilliant! Keep’em coming. 😀
Love love love this! So hilarious
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My main home is in Nashville. I am a blues guitarist and a bodybuilder. One night I was playing at Tootsies. Some jackass was in the bar falling over himself with two beer mugs in each hand, quadruple fisting. As I looked down, with my 6’2” 285lb frame, this guy yells out, ‘You are one huge mother fucker.’ As I have a great sense of humor I said,’Thank you” He says”For Flan Man, For Flan Man Play Texas Flood” As I was playing Pride and Joy. Though running through 3500 watts, I still heard this loud mother fucker over the PA system. He yells out, “Veritas Veritas” And that’s when it hit me. That’s Norman Fucking Reedus. When I realized this I immediately broke into Texas Flood by SRV. Norman then starts jumping up and down spilling beer all over the place. Screaming loudly, ” I love you Flannery You fucking MC” I’m looking around yet I don’t see Sean at all. He stays the entire night as I have an hour left on my set. Afterwards, he offers to buy me a beer, I said “I don’t drink, but thank you.” I also replied “They’re free anyway, so why don’t I buy you one.” I had no idea that any person could put down that much alcohol. He keeps repeating to me, “You are one large mother fucker.” While calling me a “steroid mother fucking asshole freak.” I replied, ” Thank you for the compliments, but I do not take steroids.” The confusion in my head after the next statement was… Confusing. For the fact that Norman said, “Well you should because you’re little shit.” As I’m laughing Norman says, “Hey. Let’s go for a walk.” As we’re leaving Tootsies, the tornado siren goes on. We could actually see the tornado from afar. Norman starts racing towards it. He says, “I know I can fly. I know it.” Says, “Hey, big mother fucker! Throw me towards it.” As he’s running, I grab onto his shirt. Hail comes down, hits him on the head, cracks open, a little blood pours out. We then proceeded to go a block over where my truck was parked right next to the CMT building. As we get into my truck, Norman says, Let’s go back to my hotel, there’s a lot of hot girls. I’m taken right now, but I’m drunk so let’s fucking look. We get back to the hotel. Go to get my acoustic out of the back of my truck which has a capper top. Had two of them in there. They were both gone. Stolen. Norman then goes on a rant about this bitch that he knows and says,’ She probably took them.” I have no idea what he’s talking about, but he won’t stop ranting. So we stop at my house first, grab one of my other acoustics. Go back to the hotel, walk into the lobby, sit down. Norman starts asking me to play a song. Norman asked me to play the song Tessie. He said “Flan Man would love this.” As I try to ask him about what Sean is like two hot girls walk by. He says,”Play it fucker, play it you fuck.” I start jamming out the tune. During this time, Norman starts reenacting some scenes from Boondock Saints intermixed with some scenes from Blade. I’m lost, yet I keep playing. Somehow, I have found myself drunk without drinking. Maybe the fumes coming off from his body. He starts dancing the River Dance. i was surprised he could walk, let alone dance, and even though confusing the movies, reenacting them perfectly line for line, scene for scene, while adjusting his hairstyle to fit each scene appropriately. I was amazed. Out of the blue he asked me to change my tune. Literally. Play Tesla’s Love Song. I love that song. Tesla’s Love song, I love that song. I heard this I swear to God for three fucking minutes. I started playing it, he said, “Shut the fuck up you big fuck. I’m talking.” Yet again, I am confused but laughing my fucking ass off. For a moment I was a bit creeped out when he said,” You have the most beautiful blue eyes that I have ever seen in my life.” At that moment my cell had rung playing Stevie Ray Vaughan’s Texas Flood, which is the worst thing that could have happened. First, it’s impossible to play on the acoustic. Second, he won’t stop yelling “Flan Man. Flan Man. Do you know that I am friends with Sean Patrick Flannery. He’s my best friend in the whole wide world.” At the time I had a very large beard. Big mustache. As he was admiring and petting. This was the worst but best time I had had in my life. The phone keeps ringing, which makes him happy, because it makes him think of Sean Patrick Flannery. It’s my wife. She is concerned about where I am at, as it’s about 4:30 in the morning. I tell her that I’m hanging out with Norman Reedus. Instantly she knows because she loves Boondock Saints. Except for she asked, “Is that the guy from Powder?” I said, ” No that’s Sean Patrick Flannery.” Norman then asked me to put it on speaker. He starts talking to my wife Anna. Which then turns into flirting, then asking if she works for a sex chat line because of her voice. He asks her to come to hotel as we are very secure and in love, instinctively I want to say please don’t. But I say go ahead, come on over. In the waiting time for my wife to get to the hotel, Norman asked me to start playing “Tulsa Time” in remembrance of his beautiful Man friend Sean Patrick Flannery. I said Norman, let me play a song for you. I started playing Malaguena. He had taken to the song. He said “If I could make love to anyone ever, it would be that song.” He then starts reenacting scenes from Powder, Blade, and Boondock Saints. However this time, in slow motion and backwards. While still having a beer in his hand, and only Norman could get away with taking one out of the bar, he takes a sip and spits it back out into the bottle for his performance in reverse. He then asks if I can play Malaguena backwards. I tried. It sounded awful, but to him he was in amazement. My wife then strolls in. She is Asian. born in Korea. I have never seen a man hit on a woman, especially my wife, so profoundly, with such conviction yet in such an honest manner. Over and over he says, “Your wife is fucking hot. I betcha Flan would fuck her.” Again, I must state I have a great sense of humor and so does my wife.Though I am in my early 30’s at this time, she is just 22. After Norman starts inquiring about my wife and I, he starts reenacting scenes from Memoirs of a Geisha. At this time, there are a good 35 people watching this in the hotel lobby. He keeps screaming out the word 1988, 1988 what a great year. The year my wife was born in Seoul, Korea. Yes 100% Korean. And not a mail order. I have noticed now that my alarm has went off on my phone meaning that it’s 6:30am. Thank God not pm. As it’s winding down and he’s ready to pass out, I help him up to his room. He keeps commenting on my eyes and how hot my wife is. Having no recollection, as I am carrying him over the threshhold he says, “Damn you are one big mother fucker. Can you get me some steroids?” I said Norman I don’t take steroids, I have told you this. I lay him down in his bed. For the next half an hour, I had to serenade him to sleep with a multitude of songs. As he falls asleep, my wife and I get ready to leave. She is a klutz and trips over a case of empty beer bottles waking him up for a moment screaming to high heaven, “Made in Korea, Made in Korea. I gotta get me one of those, Made in Korea.” Though he may not remember this, as much as he drinks, it’s obvious that he can handle his liquor so he probably does, from then on when using a title we always state that my beautiful wife is Made in Korea. So thank you Norman Reedus for that title. And I have learned that he is talented in more ways possible, in love with Sean Patrick Flannery, my wife and my eyes. And I have never heard a man who likes to say Mother Fucker more than him. Adding one last note to the story he had tried to figure out how to say mother fucker back wards. From first letter to last. Rekcuf rethom Not quite as easy as Red Rum, but he pulled it off quite well. So to Norman and Sean quoting Norman Reedus, my God you are amazing, play like Stevie Ray Vaughan, Sing like Elvis, you beautiful, big piece of shit mother fucker, with a hot wife that’s made in Korea, you blue eyed angel. I love Sean Patrick Flannery. I love you both and hate you both. Now go fuck yourselves. Thank you for the memories. That’s my story and I’m sticking to it. Joshua Jet Vaughan. Co-Star Anna Bella Vaughan, Lead: Norman Reedus, Extra: Sean Patrick Flannery. Last but not least in memory of Normans great saying,” Give props to my homie, the sexin Texan. Peace out Bitches.
Wow! A wild night with Reedus! Lol. Great story man!
This is Gold!
We need more stories Sean. So someone please get Norman and Sean drunk and transcribe the events as they are happening. Thank you. Domo Arigato Mr. Flanery and Reedus/ Mr. Roboto. He can join the party too.
I will reply to myself. Here is my phone number. 231-5446267 231-392-5940 Now I will call myself and say go fuck yourself. This was a great story. Cmon people. Sean you’ve had to have read it. Okay. Good bye for now.
I’ll reply to you Joshua! I was there! and this was hilarious! And true! and funny as shit! AND TRUE!!! Miss you Norman, we haven’t seen ya in a while.
OMG ! You made my day ^0^
Thank you !
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I can’t stop reading this story. It just makes me day ^-^
Fuùuuuuuuuuuuuunny !!!!!!!!!!! So glad you told about this at Des Moines wiz world! I’d never have known!
Welcome to the mayhem!!!
You are hilarious and amazing at this story telling stuff lol bern my pleasure to get to read your work
And my pleasure to have you read!
I guess this laugh is one I needed today especially , lost a dear friend to suicide this morning, she would’ve loved to have read this as well
Very sorry. God bless.
Thank you , by the way keep writing I’ve read all your stuff and love it !
Don´t know, how many times I already read the Reedus-Story….it never becomes old….your blog is the best place to visit after a tough day…!:-) Btw can`t wait for the “Reedus-Escape”:-P. *Love* from Germany
I’m sitting in front of my computer smiling and laughing the whole time while translating it. This story in particular is just pure FUN and the first one really easy to translate!
I’m burning to hear the epic conclusion! Don’t torture us any longer!
LOVE and HUGS from Germany!
…wait for the conclusion!
Epic! just loved it. I dont know why i haven’t read this before. 😀
Welcome… better late than never!